they call him the king of lung cancer
obligatory grimdorks
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they call him the king of lung cancer
obligatory grimdorks
my current ideas for the alpha kids, they'll get their own introduction eventually
John: what? what are you talking about? Things were always like this. nothing ever changed. You're misremembering rose, use your head for once, will you?
and so... an au is born, not from the fall of a home, but a broken one, it sure ain't easy being broke! but first, let's meet our CAST!!!!
first the STRIDEBERTS!!!
and then, the LALONDLEYS!!!
MORE STUFF
GREATER STUFF, BIGGER STUFF
COMING SOON!!!!
CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE A BIG SHOT LIKE ME, I ALWAYS HIT IT
BIG!!!!!!
USE THE HASHTAG #HOMEBROKE or #YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE BROKENESS
TO SEE MORE, OR CREATE MOREEEEE!!!!!!
ALSO LOOK AT THIS BROKE!JOHN FANART FRESHY "FREAKESTSTAR" MADE FOR ME IN DISCORD THEY'RE MY GOAT NOW THEY NEED LOVE GO FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER NOW
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thank you @underfell and vinny vici
Hello how would johndave in homebroke be like? and also I really like grimdorks in homebroke C:
Sorry to keep you waiting!
anyways *ahem*...
i personally believe that johndave is buried and dead in the au, the guys don't get along at all after all the bullshit they went through, maybe after a while they mature and get along but idk they don't like each othe rmuch, dave tries to make anything to make john acknowledge him for more than 5 seconds but john is the king of dgaf so he always just acts like "hmmm, must be the wind!"
john and rose are a bit more... good? i suppose? they have the "who can piss off the other more" relationship, they ragebait each other constantly, although rose tends to do it more as a response to john more than anything, john does it cause he just likes messing around with rose, she's one of the few he still considers as fun to have around, jade is too energetic, and dave is too... well, dave.
rose although acts bothered about it, she genuinely doesn't care or truly fully dislike it, she could have a ragebait duel with john all day and then go back to her thing as if nothing's happened, it does in fact help her with coming up with roasts and jokes on the go, so at least it was useful for something.
even still, john helps rose whenever possible, it's not very often, usually when there's no one around, but he cares, deep down he actually can care for someone, maybe that's his heart speaking... or maybe that's just his sentimentality, who knows.
here's a relationship chart to help you out
what would they do when someone says hear me out on them
John: jeez chill no need to shout it.
Rose: ...if my prescence makes you happy, then good for you, i guess.
Dave: ...WHAT.
Jade: imma watch bob burgers
their classpects, and the god tier of homebroke
no god pajamas FUCK YOU
current ideas for homebroke gamzee
gamjohn technically there (i believe @subjuggl8te will enjoy dissecting this frame by frame)