#hmfph

[poison-isley]

Screw Tim Sale’s Poison Ivy and her unrealistic beauty standards. I want hair made of leafs!

[seekingjets]

Me, tapping microphone: I WANT OPTIMUS PRIME AND STARSCREAM TO KISS!

[sensio]

Can I pls unsubscribe from sadness atm because I don't want her

[lovepreetk]

hwy 1 los angeles, ca

[laynieluck]

I wanna take sexy boudoir photos with Michael.

[ranebowstitches]

aww how come the grinch and the lady never kiss whats up with that???

[ranebowstitches]

my life is useless without netflix

im reduced to actually getting up off the couch and putting in DVDs

my mom made some offhand remark about me "earning" Merlin but fuck I already do the dishes and take out the recycle (which is supposed to be my brother's job WOW) and I have an actual job and I go to school and get all A's hallelujah WHAT MORE DO I NEED TO DO TO "EARN" IT HUHH

[luna-lunar]

i want to dye my hair blonde like claudia from interview with the vampire