Ostrich go, "BEH!"

What's for breakfast? DUBSTEP. >> Britani. >>32. USA. Artist. Writer. Virgo. >> Queer / Ace >> She/Her. I sometimes post gore/blood &18+ content. Follow at own discretion.

[ranebowstitches]

Moodboard commissions are updated and open again~

See examples of my work here: xxx

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[greelin]

every single blonde man is innately capable of evil on an immeasurable scale btw

[greelin]

not all of them act on it. But most do

[ranebowstitches]

I hate when it’s the perfect weather to stay at home curled up in bed but you have to go to work

[kam-is-kringe]

Simon as Ophelia 😋

+ alt version

[betweenthescarletmoon]

had to reblog this again just for this comment

like... oh my God @testblue...

[whatever-lola-wants]

To whoever needs to hear this, your parents and other adults categorically, shamelessly lied to you btw when they said that you'll grow out of video games eventually, or that you won't have time for games (or insert any other leisurely hobby here) as an adult. Take it from someone who's nearly in their mid 30s now. You, in fact, HAVE to make time for hobbies that engage your brain, challenge you, or entertain you, without forcing you to be PRODUCTIVE. Or you'll go insane. This is 100x as important if you work in an industry like mine where you're on call nearly 24x7 for things that go wrong The human brain was not designed to spend all day worrying about deadlines and outages or whatever corporate horoscope slop people are reading this week.

YOU ARE NOT A RESOURCE TO BE OPTIMIZED

[aaami]

"I like using ai"

[heladodavellana]

Climb

[rimfaxe]

It is VERY important to smooch your sergeant pre, mid and post mission.

I dont know what it is but i am so in love with this one, im so happy :3

[solitairians]

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[ranebowstitches]

Nine in the afternoon is…

9 pm

9 am

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

[starthecozy]

For this WIP Wednesday: steddie having a cuddle session ❤️

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[deadeyesopened]

[rolaren-deactivated20190821]

if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

[sushinfood]

GIANT WIFE AND TINY WIFE

[thotful-opinions4u]

one of the reasons why Columbo is so funny is because he will get on his suspect's nerves sooo badly and then the suspect cannot do anything about it because Columbo will go "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boy!" with the suspect and Columbo both knowing full well that Columbo is lying but the suspect cannot say a word about it not being Columbo's birthday due to the social conventions surrounding them and the fact that they are indeed guilty of murder

[hellafluff]