Ostrich go, "BEH!"

What's for breakfast? DUBSTEP. >> Britani. >>32. USA. Artist. Writer. Virgo. >> Queer / Ace >> She/Her. I sometimes post gore/blood &18+ content. Follow at own discretion.

[ranebowstitches]

Moodboard commissions are updated and open again~

See examples of my work here: xxx

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[rimfaxe]

It is VERY important to smooch your sergeant pre, mid and post mission.

I dont know what it is but i am so in love with this one, im so happy :3

[solitairians]

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[ranebowstitches]

Nine in the afternoon is…

9 pm

9 am

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

[starthecozy]

For this WIP Wednesday: steddie having a cuddle session ❤️

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[deadeyesopened]

[rolaren-deactivated20190821]

if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

[sushinfood]

GIANT WIFE AND TINY WIFE

[thotful-opinions4u]

one of the reasons why Columbo is so funny is because he will get on his suspect's nerves sooo badly and then the suspect cannot do anything about it because Columbo will go "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boy!" with the suspect and Columbo both knowing full well that Columbo is lying but the suspect cannot say a word about it not being Columbo's birthday due to the social conventions surrounding them and the fact that they are indeed guilty of murder

[hellafluff]

[defiantlybouncingonit]

Reblog this to reblog from the user you reblogged from

[johannestevans]

horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

[werewolveswithagenda]

I think Tumblr will love this

[i-am-shitpost]

For the love of GOD turn the volume on

[the-real-seebs]

every day someone thinks of an art form no one did before

[omen-nasai]

When I look up from my pillow I dream you are there with me Though you are far away I know you'll always be near to me

This zine is free to download in high quality on my itch.io ~

[blignick]

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!