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[incoherentbee]

happy april fools day everyone

[kantbeloved]

for the THK ep 1 event Khaotung wore a ring on his left ring finger and to me it looks like the ring has a cross on it my conclusion is this will be bisons wedding ring and khaotung wearing it was a hint at kantbison marriage

[sillywebz]

I NEVERDREW AKUSAILike i was talking abt the other day .i need to do stuff tonight but i mean do i

[1aceinspace]

OK

I have a lot of Thots about the Dream SMP

[itstonyowo]

another headcanon: dirks ringtone for jake is unironically roxanne because dirk likes the song

[hootpoop12]

All the kids approach Dirk who is standing in a traditional anime villain pose; head tilted down dramatically and legs spread slightly for a power pose.

It’s the final showdown, a million fucking words leading up to this slightly tacky confrontation. Why they ask him? Why go through all this trouble to fuck up his arc?

Dirk huffs a laugh and explains that if they all want to continue existing then canon must prevail. Canon can only prevail when it is held in the memory of the masses. This makes no fucking sense they say and Oh but it will he snarks. He snaps his fingers and in real life Hussie gives the signal. Ten assassins take out ten of the leading figures in alt right activities to represent direct action that Davekat (the lgbt community) wants, trump included, and from that moment on Homestuck is taught in all schools, is relevant in all history books, and as Dirk planned the memory and knowledge of the comic ensures the eternal existence of him and everyone- yeah OK I’m done with the joke now goodnight

[saprosappho]

cracking a

cold sweat with the boys

[pplutos]

riley!

i had a schoolmate named riley ! we didnt talk much but he was p annoying

send me a name and i’ll share my experiences with that name