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Robert: Can I meet my Granddaughter?

Danny: Not unless you get really cool about a bunch of shit really quickly.

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Ten Facts about Daisy Meadowes

1. As you can probably guess by her name, Daisy’s parents are hippies. Her dad’s real surname isn’t Meadowes. Her mom and dad picked it out when they got married. 

2. Daisy was always a very athletically gifted child. It surprised her parents, who were an herbalist and a college professor without an athletic gene between them.

3. Daisy has always been able to “do magic”. From the moment she was born, her parents catered to her every whim, reacting to her cries immediately, and knowing exactly what she needed every single time. It wasn’t until they discovered she was a Silvertongue that they realized what had happened. 

4. Despite being incredibly mundane, Daisy’s parents knew almost every aspect of her magical life, despite not understanding most of it. They were proud of their child, and insisted that they always knew she was special (they didn’t but who cares)

5. Daisy always knew that she would die young. When she was seven years old, she heard the Lao Tzu quote “The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long” and she knew without a doubt that she was one of those bright flames.

6. Daisy was one of the most vibrant people anyone had ever seen. She had everyone wrapped around her little finger, and could charm anyone into doing whatever she wanted. Despite that, she never “used her powers for evil”, and when she died, everyone that knew her missed the brightness she could bring to them. 

7. When Daisy died, her parents were weirdly the least devastated by it. A glance would tell you that they didn’t care for their daughter. A closer look and you would discover that Daisy had been preparing them for this reality from the moment she discovered others like her. She knew that her life had gotten infinitely more dangerous, and wanted to make sure her parents were prepared. In a final letter she wrote for them, Daisy urged her parents to have or adopt another child and give it a life as full as hers had been.

8. Despite looking every bit the preppy soccer player that she was, Daisy would not have passed a drug test once had she ever been so inclined as to take one. She had an uncanny ability to be mysteriously missing every time there was a surprise drug test. No one ever questioned this. 

9. If you knew Daisy well enough, you knew her house was a safe place for anyone. Her mom always had the best tea to calm you down, her dad always had a weird joke to cheer you up, and Daisy always had the best weed. They had couches and beds all through the house for the teenagers that could always count on them for a warm place to stay.

10. When Daisy comes back (if you’re not familiar with the setting, and you’re curious as to how this is possible, just send an ask), the first thing she plans to do is tackle hug everyone she can get her hands on. 

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Elias: You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who isn't even sorry.

Dria: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.

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In my world, everything that's romantic is topless.

Eva Wolfe

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Eva, about Ruiz: ugh. I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.

Leah: I mean... you don't have to...

Eva: nah im gonna.

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Danny: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

Leah: Danny, that's physically impossible.

Danny: *cups Leah's face in his hands*

Danny: Are you sure?

Leah: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation!

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Eva: Yeah I was embarrassing at 15. Who isn't?

Conner: You were also embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday. Currently.

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Conner: I'm gau

Conner: gag*

Conner: Gai**

Eva: That's okay, take your time.

Conner: *points at Sarevna* girls.