Incorrect HOBAL Quotes

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Bard: Name’s Bard.

Baylor: Oh sure, hey. Baylor Genovese.

Bard: I know, I’ve heard great things about you from Eva.

Baylor: Really? That’s weird, cause I’m a dick.

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“The only thing worse than a traitor is a snitch”

Baylor Harwood-Genovese

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“I’m not going to accidentally punch you in the face. I’m not that unaware.”

Dria Tolvanen

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“I’ve cut off more fingers than you even have, buddy.”

Baylor Harwood-Genovese

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Eva and Danny: Leah, you're going to therapy!

Leah: [cocks gun] You'll have to catch me first.

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Leah: Ellie says I have to wear black to make her "pop."

Eva: You're always wearing black.

Leah: This isn't black. This is dark heather charcoal.

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Dria: THESE [teeth] WERE MADE FOR [bitibg] AND THAT’S JUST WHAT THEY’LL DO ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE [teeth] ARE GONNA [bite chunks out of] YOU

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Ailsa: Every single day on every single subway car, there's lots of ladies in New York City.

Ailsa: And one in five of them, I would marry, no questions asked.

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Leah: They have crime in Boston, right?

Eva: Oh yeah, wicked crime.

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Leah: What, are you scared?

Norris: It's not impressive to guess I'm scared, Leah, I'm scared of everything.

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“It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.”

-Ailsa O’Sullivan

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Sloane: If I had a nickel for every time Jane got shot, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

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Elias: How are you ever going to marry a nice man like Gibson?

Dria: What’s it going to be, dad? Marry a nice man or someone like Gibson?

Gibson: If you were my wife, I’d put poison in your coffee.

Dria: If you were my husband, I’d drink it.

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“Don’t be afraid of hot glue! The worst it can do is take off your finger print; then you can get away with murder!”

-Jane Thorndike

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Charlie: You’re cheating!

Mercy: Obviously, but if I was cheating naturally you’d already be dead.

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Takima: Promise me you won’t do anything stupid?

Cece: I do stupid things all the time without realizing it.

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“Sometimes it’s okay to swipe shit to make a point.”

-Dria Tolvanen