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@questing4awhile
This is one of my favorite pictures on the Internet, because all of the combined elements make it delightful.
1. The woman in the background, clearly horrified 2. The neatly arranged plants, so you know that this is not a house often visited by the chaos gods. 3. And of course, the mighty D E S C E N D I N GĀ P U F F, who is coming in for a landing on your face whether you like it or not.
Death of a Cyborg by Shorra.
I love thisāthe expectation that itās an old master and then you look at the subject.
Cyber-romanticism
I love it
y'all I just realised
tumblr is a website that wasn't designed to produce any specific kind of content, and in the end it mostly boils down to shitposts that mean absolutely nothing, and american political discorse where all sorts of liberals and communists duke out about which way is the best to oppose the political right
this is a None Website With Left Beef
mutuals if we were alive 15,000 years ago and you broke your leg and couldnāt run from danger or hunt for food i would carry you to safety and bring you only the best nuts and berries until you were better again
mutuals if we were alive 15,000 years ago and you broke your leg and couldn't run from danger or hunt for food I'd strap you to a cart and use you as a battering ram against woolly mammoths (you have a long pointy stick in your hands)
Some of us here -- Iām not saying which -- would live wholesome happy lives 15,000 years ago, while others would give the time travelers something awesome to watch.
When you see a lizard in the distance and it looks like this
reblog if you agree
when you see a lizard in the distance and it looks like this
reblog if you agree
Please take good care of them!
Guys guys guys.Ā Canadian vampires.
Human: āI admit I was expecting someone a little more goth, and a little less lumberjack.ā
Vampire: āOh, yāknow, Iām not really into the whole eating people thing, so why not live out in the woods where I can avoid all that?ā
Human: āI guess it would be nice and peaceful.ā
Vampire: āSure is, and if I ever get bored, I can try to tackle a moose.Ā The last one threw me clean through a tree.ā
Human: āRight.Ā ā¦How does moose blood compare to human?ā
Vampire: āEhh, not bad.Ā But Iāll tell you a secret.Ā Maple syrup?Ā Itās tree blood.Ā Works just as well.Ā Donāt go spreading that around, okay?ā
Human: āWhy not, if it works?ā
Vampire: āBecause then thereād be less for me!ā
dillydallydewgong said: Maple syrup vampire reminds me of this story I had in my head for a space vampire/ werewolf thing. On a planet for plant based organisms that got turned. the vampires drinks sap and the werepeople are like deer or smth weredeer eating all the plant people lol.
That sounds like an interesting story! Let me know if you write it; Iād love to read it.
anyway blackout poetry not just as an art form, but as an act of violence against other works of art
taking a piece of text that someone probably put their heart and soul into creating and using it as your raw material, cutting out everything that you deem irrelevant to the point you want to make
i mean imagine cutting up a painting and using it to make a collage, or taking a marble sculpture and carving pieces out of it to make a different sculpture
just to be clear: i love blackout poetry, im not criticizing it here. i am just waxing poetic about it. i dont really know where im going with this i just have Thoughts about art being destructive
@animanightmate
⢠The Astral Man | Original piece by Sascha Schneider in 1903. ⢠Yvonne | Origina piece by William-Adolphe Bouguereau in 1896. Touched by Clayshaper
i wear a face mask because donāt want the people i love to die or anyone to die because of me. basically why batman and spiderman wear masks just less dramatic and no parkourĀ
Brilliant Boys
The turtles are a lot smarter than they seem sometimes. Hereās my headcanon/breakdown of how their minds tick.
LEONARDO:
The planner. His mind is a giant chessboard, and heās memorized all the possible moves. He knows that if he plays a certain move, he can expect his opponent to play one of three, and heās ordered them from most- to least-likely and built off of that. From a coldly logical standpoint, he analyzes his options and determines not only the best way to achieve victory while taking the fewest risks, but how his opponents will build their own similar strategies.
He can also plan on the fly very well, able to make instantaneous adjustments to his former chess moves in order to deal with unexpected outcomes. His spacial awareness is massive, as well, and he can keep track of numerous opponents at once on any battlefield.
His problem: emotion. He predictions are usually top-notch and right on the money ā up until emotion comes into play. Itās his variable, the thing that topples his house of cards and leaves him falling back on reactions rather than leads.
RAPHAEL:
Reactionary. Raph doesnāt plan ahead; he plans in the heat of the moment, well aware that his opponents arenāt going to follow any sort of plan he makes for more than a step or two. And when his predictions fail, his raw strength and skill succeed, making him a lethal kind of fighter. His greatest strength is in knowing exactly how to press his foeās buttons to get them to react the way he wants them to.
Unlike Leo, Raph can only plan on the fly, which is useful against opponents who try to plan ahead seven moves in advance; Raphās natural mindset wrecks those types of thinkers. He also works new techniques down to muscle memory, leaving him able to fight blind if needed.
His problem: his rage. If his opponents can get him riled, everything else breaks down; he can keep up some semblance of control up to a point, but after that, he loses all ability to lead his opponents or think clearly.
DONATELLO:
Cause and effect. Logic and strictly linear thinking drive Donnieās mind, leading him to knowing all possible uses for any given item or action and enabling him to correctly plan an incredibly complex series of events. This is shown especially in his ability to code computer programs, hack anything with said codes, and build fully functional mechanical objects. He knows exactly what will happen if a certain number of chemicals are mixed, and knows how he can use them on the spot.
His logic center also allows him to plan ahead in a battle, knowing how his opponents will react to every move he makes and allowing him to plan for it. Heās also able to keep track of numerous subjects at once, essentially able to deflect darts while knocking them into key targets at the same time.
His problem: heās too linear. He has difficulty stepping back from a problem, which stops him from seeing the big picture. There are times the answer is staring him right in the face, but he canāt see it because heās too focused on the smallest details.
MICHELANGELO:
The non-thinker. Mikeyās mind is built in the exact opposite way that Donnieās is: he doesnāt think to find answers because the solution is always extremely obvious to him. He takes in knowledge without paying attention to it, as well, leading him to having a kind of complex beehive of knowledge in which any relevant information he needs is simply delivered to him, not unlike puzzle pieces being laid out for him.
This is the boy who jumps into dangerous situations feet-first and, through sheer speed, gets out unscathed. Heās also weirdly accurate with his predictions, especially in time frames, proving that he has an odd geometric mindset that doesnāt run on numbers. For example, he can tell you the exact distance between two objects and the time itāll take to travel between them at any given speed and be accurate within a few percent, and he has no idea how he does it.
His problem: words. He doesnāt know what terms like āintegerā and āvariableā mean, so math- and science-jargon go right over his head. He doesnāt know how to figure out how someone will react through logical means; he only knows how emotion will drive their actions.
This feels as close to an exact literal personality canon description of the guys as I have EVER run across. This is really insightfully analytical. Thank you @dragonslover1 šššš.
I think Leo is definitely emotionally in tune, but learning how to deal with emotions on a strategic level is what trips him up. But heās certainly great at reading other people and empathizing or being sympathetically compassionate. But I agree with your analysis on him.
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Marry that man
holy fuck the breadth of emotion in this video is astounding
He is now doomed to play this everytime when thereās family dinner/visit
Canāt stop watching this
How did I know the song before I even clicked on this video?
Waddup, I'm Covid, 19,and I've never fucking learned how to LEAVE
When I was about 11, my father was listening to NPR in the car and I was the captive audience in the back seat with no choice but to listen. It was some gardening and/or food themed show and the host was talking about how carrots grown in the winter produce more sugar. This is an evolutionary tactic on the carrotās part to survive harsh conditions. And that was when this man dropped the most banger line Iāve ever heard. āWhen you bite into a carrot and it tastes sweet, thatās the carrot saying āI donāt want to die.āā I was floored, changed as a person forever. This line haunts me. The poetry. The emotion. NPR made me the sappy garden idiot I am today, romanticizing senescence and over analyzing the science behind vegetables.