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Assistant: What are you doing?

Hobo: Harold said I should drink more fluids so I’m waiting for this ice-cream to melt.

Hobo: IM GONNA REVEAL TO YOU ALL ANCIENT WISDOM...

Hobo: Two words that will open the doors of life

Hobo: Push and pull

Wallis: Hobo told me maybe I need to grow up. I was speechless.

Wallis: It’s hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth.

Hobo: Here’s an idea: don’t write your feelings down. Shove them down into your body and forget about them like I do.

Hobo: Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad to be awesome instead.

Amadeus, bursting into the room: It’s missing!!!

Petunia: What’s missing??

Amadeus, stammering: Th-the thing!! I-I don't know!! Where it is!!!!

Petunia, turning around with baby Wallis: What thing???

Amadeus: oh

Amadeus: Oof, nevermind you have it

Petunia: wh

Petunia: you MEANT OUR CHILD?!

Hobo: Everything will be alright

Harold: How can you say that?

Hobo: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have

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