seen from Philippines
seen from Russia
seen from Belarus
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Philippines
seen from Russia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from United States
seen from South Korea
seen from Japan
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seen from United States
*driving back from brunch*
DAD (commenting on a scruffy little terrier of some sort): That's a sorry excuse for a dog. ME (thinking of pest control and cuddles): ...That's the sort of dog you get when you need one to do a cat's job. DAD (affectionate snark): I didn't know cats *had* jobs, or accepted them if they did. ME (running with it): Cats work exclusively freelance! That's why, sometimes, you need a dog.
Pi: The president just screamed “DON’T FUCKING MOONWALK AWAY FROM THIS” from downstairs, I’m assuming it’s an argument with Indigo
Nimbus, trying to explain social media to the scarecrow: And then you can add each other as friends!
Posey: We're not friends.
Sammy: Sure we are!
Posey: No.
Dark Overlord: Y’all it is SO EASY to get people to agree to give me their soul on TikTok
Harold: To make Lemon Kids with?
Dark Overlord: I’m not sure yet
Assistant: Not to be overdramatic, but wikihow is the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned
Yma: thunder is very sxary
Indigo: very sexy
Indigo: yes
Yma: no
Cocos: And do you promise to respect all life, even-
Green: No
Cocos: Wh-
Green: I want to hurt people for fun
Cocos:
Green: And profit
Purple: So first, they acidify the cheese, which turns the lactose into lactic acid-
Hobo: If they remove the lactose, how are lactose intolerant people not able to have cheese?
Purple, about to start a TED talk on theoretical yield of chemical reaction and sources of error:
