my heart desires a Richie x Patrick smut plEASe (awful bold of me to ask something even tho I can't do it as anon yikes)
AfyEs i love you just for sending this send as many asks as you want i love patrick x richie
my messages are always open if you wanna chat bc i know like 2 people who like this ship i need more ljsdkfghfdklajgh
BUT ANYWAY… nsfw under the cut. Richies 17 and Patrick’s 19 I’m pretty sure those numbers are right? whatever
tw: possibly abusive, this is definitely a toxic relationship saying the least, patricks basically a trigger all on his own
Well Richie and Patrick have an arrangement
Patrick protects Richie from Bowers if Richie does him “favors”
Y’all know what kind of favors those are wink wonk
It starts with make out sessions in a dark alley
Patrick has his hands all over Richie but he likes to put them on his ass the best
Patrick calls Richie his kitten
Richie hates that but oh well. he doesn’t mind the sex so he can deal with the names Patrick gives him. Once or twice Patrick called him princess and Richie liked that a lotttt
Then it moves on to blowjobs
Richie sucked Patrick off in the back of a movie theater once while they were seeing some gory horror movie
Patrick ate him out in the car after that
They fucked for the first time at the junkyard
After a few fucks Richie really started to fall for Patrick
And he knew it was bad and he shouldn’t
But he did, and he told Patrick he liked him
Patrick didn’t know what to do because shit he kinda liked Richie too but he’s never felt love, and he doesn’t feel it still but its still a weird feeling?
So he just kissed Richie hard and shoved him against his bedroom door, lifting him up and shoving his tongue in his mouth
Richie let out tiny whimpers and moans the whole time
They fucked that night, but it was different because it was still rough but it was passionate and it meant something to the both of them
Patrick had agreed to be Richie’s boyfriend that night
But all he knew about being a boyfriend was that you can’t fuck other people (unless your partner is okay with it) and that you can do romantic shit
But he had no plans to do anything thats really considered romantic
Patrick has his own idea of romance
Patrick’s idea of romance is taking Richie to the junkyard at night with a bottle of cheap alcohol and some cigarettes and getting shitfaced
It’s grabbing Richie’s hair in public and yanking it so he turns around and then Patrick kisses him
It’s cutting a heart into Richie’s arm with his knife (Richie agreed to it after some convincing. The deal was he got to kick Patrick in the crotch as hard as he wanted after it was over)
It’s a fucked up relationship
They go to stores and Patrick will steal things for Richie and then give it to him as a gift
He teaches Richie how to steal
They make fake IDs and go to bars and get drunk
Patrick steals sex toys and uses them on Richie
They discover Richie’s pain kink on accident
Patrick accidentally scratches Richie and he bleeds while they’re having sex
Patrick has fun with this
While they’re fucking he’ll slap him, spank him, choke him, sometimes burn him
Patrick freaks out and doesn’t respond
But a few days later he says I think I love you too
Richie’s heart melts because he’s never said anything like that to him
Richie never thought he’d be with Patrick but turns out he was so wrong, because he loves him more than anything even though the fucker is batshit crazy
But honestly he brought out the crazy in Richie too in the worst way possible
THIS GOT SO LONG OMG i’m sorry if it’s not what you want
its not all smut oops but I was just feeling really in the mood for Patrick x Richie so I gave a ton of headcanons lol