Some of my fictional boyfriends (featuring some crushes) and if I think they’d get a vasectomy for me
very biased since I don’t date losers
HELLBOY
Honestly, I’m hopeful that he would? I doubt he sees himself having children, probably not fond of “sleeves” aaaand I like to believe he would crack a lot of jokes about it… maybe educate some of the old fashioned guys about it. Hellboy is what I view as the embodiment of masculinity and gentleness as well as… being perfect, so extremely biased. BUT, the question is: who would perform a vasectomy on the half demon that is Hellboy? That’s probably the only conflict there is.
FLINT
I have no clue! Man! I’m going to have complete bullshit for this. I have no idea how Flint feels towards medical practice, I know he thinks magic sucks, but drinks potions… so alchemy must be okay? He doesn’t want kids, and I don’t want to go through the pain of birthing a minotaur, however I do want kids with him purely by adoption, to which he wants no kids. I think he would need to be THOROUGHLY convinced to go through with the vasectomy since he wouldn’t know what one is. I either think he would view it as no big deal or complain about it a lot since he loves to complain, but this is just speculation
GYUTARO
Yes. Of course he would. Unless he wanted to be toxic and baby trap me, but he knows I wouldn’t leave him for anything xoxo. He has a sister, he knows that he wouldn’t want her to go through a painful pregnancy and he’s wholly aware of the scary consequences that are childbirth and the struggles women go through, he’s seen them all his life.
FAUST
Depends… on how serious we are… together. He’s a doctor, he probably already has one? I don’t see him as the father type, but if anything we would adopt, so.
HARVEY
Also a doctor!!! I think he might be against it at first since if he wanted kids of his own, but since the romanceable guys in stardew valley primarily stay with the player and I’d never divorce him… I see him getting one! Or we would just be celibate.
HODARI
I think he’s done having kids, Najuma, as much as she brings him joy, causes him enough trouble as is. Adoption isn’t a readily available option for us, but I wouldn’t want anything more than Naj, she’s a great kid. I’d say he’s probably done with adding more people to a family? My personal opinion and interpretation, though. He would probably need to be educated on a vasectomy first though and the recovery process. I think he’d get one! He isn’t likely to settle down with anyone but me. I love Hodaddy.
RETH
Yes. Sorry. But yes. Are we kidding? Yes.
STANLEY PINES
…he’s not having anymore kids anytime soon. And unforch for us, Grunkle’s stuff still works. He’s sexy enough to probably already have one or readily agree. And boy he’s glad I asked. Anyways!
ART
… lmao, probably not. He wants a baby. He would definitely convince me into having one. Tbh. Unless he was afraid of his past and nightmares??? Then he would just ask me to use a different method of protection.
ALPHONSE
Oh boy.
Did I really just write down all yes? Eeeek!!