#hoe squad

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radin: Do you ever get excitement hungry?

Stone: I think that means you’re bored.

Endy, on the floor: Do you ever get happy hungry?

Stone: I think that means you’re depressed.

Nox: Do you ever get murder hungry?

Stone: I think that means you need a therapist...

[bubble-tae]

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So I’ve assembled the trio of characters that really get around in the Black Butler Universe and they are...

Claudia Phantomhive, Undertaker and Sebastian Michaelis.

WE ALL KNOW IT AND YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT THESE THREE BEING THE ALPHA SLUTS OF THIS UNIVERSE

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Chelly: Alright, I need alternatives to “ladies and gentlemen”.

Hex: Beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

Geo (alternatively, branch) Entities of interest

Ghost: Paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

Radin: The FBI’s most wanted and least wanted

Nox: Ladies, gentlemen and those of us who know better

Stone: Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals

Endy: Bitches and bros and nonbinary hoes

@askendy @ask-the-odd-enderman @ask-nox-the-enderman @ask-radin-the-enderman @askfauxghost @ask-geo @hexavexen @askchelly @ask-branch

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Radin: what’s your body count?

Nox: ... for what?

Radin: people you’ve slept with.

nox: ooh! I thought you saw my basement.

Radin: what?

Nox: what.

@ask-nox-the-enderman @ask-radin-the-enderman

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Radin: i feel like we’re missing something

Stone: teamwork?

Nox: cohesion??

Endy: a general sense of what we’re doing???

[Heres some hoe squad content for your thirsty enderman needs] @ask-radin-the-enderman @askendy @ask-nox-the-enderman @ask-the-odd-enderman 

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more hoe squad quotes because again, I LOVE THEM

Stone: Ducks are better than rabbits. Nox: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. Radin: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Nox: We’re not talking about flavour, Radin! Radin: Flavour counts! Nox: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Endy: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? Nox: Okay, but- Endy: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? Radin: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! Nox: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, RADIN! Radin: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, NOX! Stone: I- Jesus-

Stone: You know you can die from that, right? Endy: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point. Nox: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up. Radin: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

Stone: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. Radin: Well, that was entirely predictable. Stone: One of them punched a gang member. Radin: Nox? Stone: Endy, actually. Radin: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

Stone: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Nox: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Stone: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Nox: But I heard a siren. Endy: That was Radin. Radin: Sorry, I got nervous.

Endy: We need to distract these guys. Stone: Leave it to me. Stone: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Nox & Radin: *immediately begin arguing*

characters belong to @askendy @ask-nox-the-enderman @ask-radin-the-enderman and @ask-the-odd-enderman

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hoe squad quotes because i love them

*In a horror movie situation* Stone: I've got no service in my phone here. Radin: Shoot, my battery just died. Nox: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer. Endy: Guys, my phone is a book.

Endy: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Nox: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy. Radin: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance. Stone: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

Stone: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip? Nox: Yea, I could drink legally! Radin: I could hang out with the boys! Endy: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

Nox: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Endy: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 Radin: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Endy: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Stone: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Endy: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Endy: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Nox: Strong. Radin: Weak. Stone: An idiot, is what your are.

Stone: Made you all playlists! Stone: Nox, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Stone: Endy, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Stone: And Radin has the ABBA Gold album.

Nox: My stomach growled super loud in French. Nox: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class. Endy: Bonjour. Stone: Le growl. Radin: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

*Everyone is playing a board game together* Endy: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Radin: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Nox: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Stone: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Nox: *flips the board*

Endy, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Stone: Gray. Radin: Grey. Endy, turning to Nox: Now tell them what color you think it is. Nox: Dark white.

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