#hogarth cartwright

[mxsinistir]

also also, while i'm bombarding you w/asks, what would dorian or any of the boys dress up as IF they would dress up. i remember you saying that lucas just says that he is kinda the costume but what about the others?

Hmm...Dorian could do a good Godfather costume. Hogarth could also pull this off. Hogarth might also do a rat costume according to @krakaheimr.

Lucas does play up his vampire traits and prob pulls out the most Dracula-esqe cloak he owns.

I'm obsessed w the idea of characters dressing up as each other so do with that as you will. That's what the Wondertainers are doing.

[asininestars]

@peppersghostscp Just wanted to say how incredibly inspiring your work is! Both myself and a few friends enjoy it immensely and it's inspired so much art, stories, writings, designs, headcanons... It's wonderful really!

One of our headcanons is that Wheels smooches Hartliss sometimes...

Wheels (left) design by the wonderful @krakaheimr Hartliss (right ) by me!

[mxsinistir]

since it's spooky month, do dorian or any of the guys(hogarth, lucas) do anything for halloween? also what would their favorite candies be?

also dani shapeshifting into everyone's career charlatan >:3

HALLOWEEN HEADCANONS! mostly lucas ngl.

-lucas' birthday is the 30th. I imagine he just stayed up the night of the 30th/31st spookymaxxing, whatever that entails. He doesn't put up decorations but there seems to be a lot of bats around.

-He walks around without glamor and tells normies he's just for a really great costume.

-The only candies you'll catch him eating are various Swiss chocolates or like pischatio nougout sweets.

-it was you or someone else who suggested he throws a murder mystery party in his manor and I think that has happened once and perhaps only once depending on how it went.

-Every now and then, kids show up to his place to trick or treat and he usually just gives out like toothbrushes or alcohol wipes. in 2022 he gave out glitterstix. Maybe other consumables MC&D wants visibility for. He'd give out cigs but then the kids would come back regularly and he doesn't want that.

-If you're lucky, you'll trick-or-treat at one of his houses, and his roommate will be the one to answer the door. Amalina probably gives you fruit or something.

-apparently hogarth's favorite sweet treat is anything apple. i would say he's the one handing out fent-laced candy to kids but I don't think he's parting w his drugs for free.

-Dorian is pretty basic w his candy choices. I feel like he's a Snickers guy.

-His youngest sister bakes, so I feel like he'd be very likely to bring fresh sweets into the office on Halloween.

-Dorian and Lucas lock in like crazy for the annual Halloween auction.

-Dorian's place is set up really well for hosting and I'll leave it at that.

-Plenty of other people hold Halloween parties if any of them feel inclined to go to that without the pain of planning.

-Halloween is a huge thing in WonderWorld!tm methinks, but this is an mc&d ask

also yay, art!!

Anyway, go read Xex and mine's Halloween special where nothing bad happens to any vampires involved

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

[mxsinistir]

does dorian have a voice claim too? ik i have a voice headcannon for him but i wanna know what his canon voice would sound like, since it's so important. you can also add hogarth's and lucas's if you want too! they're starting to grow on me :3

The only definitive yes on this list is Lucas, whose voice claim is Alucard / James Callis from Castlevania, particularly the first/original series.

Dorian is a strong "sort of". Because his voice is such an integral part of his character, I don't think there will ever be a true 1:1 claim in my head. I've suggested Jeremey Jordan (Newsies), but have also heard George Clooney (Mr.Fox) and Scout from TF2. The really fast part of Bo Burnham's "Welcome to the Internet" reminds me of him. His accent skews somewhat Transatlantic the more time he spends in London. To no one's shock, I can write an essay on his voice, so I'll leave that here.

Hogarth also doesn't have a 1:1 voice claim according to Kraik, but personally, I like to say it's Johnny Cash :]

[krakaheimr]

i remember you mentioning that hogarth was born in the 1800s. how OLD is he? what is the age of his antique?

BDB changes up the Spirit leaders' age a bit, so it depends on the canon!

BDB Hogarth was born in 1884, making him 136 years old in 2020. Percival extended his lifespan quite a lot, as part of his contract - his body hasn't aged since his contract was signed, leaving it stuck physically at age 54 even though the years pass. All that ages with him is his hair, but he's not exactly treating his body kindly either, so his health does get worse over time,,,,,

Baseline Hogarth (the one barely mentioned in the Spirit hub) and my personal canon version of him both have him born in 1869. In baseline, he dies in 1929 at the age of 60, but I have plans in my own personal canon to keep him alive, bringing him to 151 in 2020 hehehehe

horrible old man is old, either way!

[krakaheimr]

i lwk wanna know what would happen to hobarf's geriatric ass if someone let him hit the monster energy elfbar and then let him chase that shit down w/a panera bread charged lemonade

He'd be so unimpressed (though not surprised) by modern standards dfkjghf when it comes to the vape--

bringing up the weird sorts of medicines that were completely normal back in his younger days ("we used to give kids opium tincture. Laudanum. Regular ol' opium mixed in with alcohol. And *this* is what people are having a moral panic over nowadays?")

[mxsinistir]

💌lucas and hogarth content? will this be a hater on hater interaction?

EVERY interaction between them is a hater on hater interaction because they have so much hate in their hearts especially for each other.

[xexnoncores]

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

tfw you hate your coworkers