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The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
Courting a Wondertainer as an MC&D employee turns out to be a logistical fucking nightmare.
hogarth whenever lucas pisses him off
i once learned that if you throw rice grains anywhere near a vampire, they HAVE to stop and count it. is lucas's arithmomania kinda paying homage to that? i find it kinda funny
i love lucas
it is, yes!
when figuring out how hay i wanted to do w vampires in bdb, i looked at a lot of traditional lore and eventually just decided "hey so actually these fuckers have ocd."
so yeah ocd is very common in bdb vampires and lucas is. especially so.
does anyone know why this is. like actually.
Mfers tell you to read Black Diamond Billions cause the characters are peak but these are the characters.
lucas, like most vampires and ocd kids, was strangely picky as a child. what do you mean humans don't just eat garlic and olives and call it a meal?
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
Lucas Monaco's OCD vs. the end of the world
"really funny and bleakly depressing in a coy little way" -xexnoncores