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Nicklas Bäckström is an extremely weird and EXTREMELY intense Hoggles [hockey goggles] situation, i assume because being the world’s most under-the-radar clutch player of all time ALSO translates to him being the most under-the-radar deeply bangable. like, i know that on occasions in the past i have looked at him and thought “an objectively weird-looking elfin dude.” i KNOW i have had that thought. but now i’m just like GOD!! MAKE CALCULATED, OBSERVANT LOVE TO ME IN A FIELD OF GOLDENROD, U SUBTLE FLAXEN PRINCE

#like...finding Ovi bangable is not surprising.#he got that primal Big Guy Loves Attention Definitely Wants to Show U His Big Dick vibe.#nicke's like. he got a big dick. but he doesn't feel the need to wave it around.#that's why their marriage is so successful.#nicklas backstrom #washington capitals #caps #hoggles #or perhaps Höggles #hockey

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I feel like coming to terms with the fact that you’d bone ovi is like a right of passage into this fandom tbh But I agree with everything you said about what it is that makes him attractive it’s all really, really true it’s very much an entire package kind of thing

YES EXACTLY it’s a whole package thing for sure. his personality is a huge part of it for me, which obviously you can’t see until you kind of get to know him through his interviews and stuff so it makes sense. it really was a damn wake up call though, i thought i would be immune to hoggles syndrome but i could not have possibly been more wrong about anything in my damn life.

me day 1 of hockey fandom: “i only like this cute one, the rest are ugly. pass.”

me day 30 of hockey fandom: “they’re all the cute one even the one who looks like a creature from the deep sea and i would sit on all of their dicks.”

what will the next 30 days bring? i can only imagine

#singledadniall #hockey #hoggles #a nightmare but one i wouldn't trade for the world at this point