Pairing: Yoongi x Reader
Genre: drabble, fluff, best friend!Yoongi, Hogwarts!AU, Slytherin!Yoongi
Word count: 613
Milestone celebration drabbles ➞ Slytherin!Yoongi + Hogwarts!AU + "i’m not playing (insert game) with you again, last time you almost cursed me.”
“I’m bored.”
Hearing the birds chirp in the trees and feeling the sun shine on your face on this beautiful afternoon was nice, but grew so dull, so quickly. You weren’t one to sit still and read books against a tree for more than an hour, especially not on the rare occasion your shared potions class got canceled. You almost felt bad about being glad professor Slughorn got rushed to the infirmary after tasting a first year’s attempt on a Dogbreath Potion in the morning, but it did mean you had the rest of the day to yourself. Well, yourself and-
“Yoongi, I wanna do something!” you tried to get your best friend’s attention again when he ignored you, even though you knew he’d heard you the first time, “Yoongi-”
“Then go do something, am I stopping you?” he murmured, enjoying the rays of the sun on his pale skin as he soaked in their warmth, comfortably lying on the green grass on his back with his head resting on your lap, his emerald embroidered robe casually covering him during his little outdoor nap.
“Let’s do something together!” you suggested enthusiastically, bobbing your legs up and down and forcing him to move his head from them and sit up, irritably cursing at you under his breath and tiredly ruffling his raven locks in annoyance.
“We were,” he grumbled, “you were reading a book and i was sleeping, so what is it now?”
“Let’s play Scour-”
“I’m not playing Scourgify & Seek with you again, last time you almost got me cursed,” he deadpanned. He was wide awake now, yet at the same time he looked extremely tired of your shit.
“Did not! I knew what i was doing,” you scoffed as you lied through your teeth. You’d read about a spell that could reveal all lost things as long as you had a clear image of the object in your head, which you figured could come in handy during the game. How could you have known it didn’t work on people??
“You know, for a Ravenclaw, you’re really quite the moron,” he sighed, shifting his body so he could rest his back against the wide trunk of the ancient tree to close his eyes again.
“And you’re awfully lazy to be Slytherin’s Head Boy,” you quipped, slamming your book shut with a clap that made him wince when the loud noise hit his sensitive ears.
“Ugh, you’re so annoying,” he groaned, massaging his tense temples with his fingers, “Go play with Taehyung or something.”
“I would if he wasn’t constantly swarmed by an army of girls,” you mumbled, disappointed with your friend’s lack of interest, but not surprised, “I’m not feeling like being looked at like i’m getting mentally stabbed by a horde of thirsty third years today.”
“Then either chill with me in silence or find someone else to practice your dubious spells on,” Yoongi murmured sleepily, already shutting your voice out while trying to pick up his REM sleep where he’d left it off when you rudely woke him up.
“Why in silence? What if i want to talk a little? Actually, there’s something i’ve been meaning to ask you lately but i didn’t know how, but i guess now’s as good a time as any, right? So, you and Jimin, what’s that ab-”
“Silencio!”
Your lips were still moving, but the sound seized to come out of your mouth. Yoongi watched you getting mad at him and threatening to hit him with your book when you realised what he’d done, while his arm was still stretched out, lengthened by his trembling wand pointing straight at you.
That was a close call.
