If I could invent a magic spell, I’d create a ctrl+f spell to find words or phrases in books, papers, documents and the like. And its name shall be... Contreffio.
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If I could invent a magic spell, I’d create a ctrl+f spell to find words or phrases in books, papers, documents and the like. And its name shall be... Contreffio.
Feels really unsustainable that Hogwarts students can bring either a cat, an owl, or a lil snack for their peers’ cats and owls. How was this not a larger conflict? No wonder Trevor the toad kept hopping away. He was trying to stay alive in a castle full of predators.
does hogwarts have a gym
how does cormac mclaggen stay in shape
it can’t just be quidditch
HWAATTTTT
Headcanon
When Isolt and James were creating the Ilvermorny castle, they decided that although there would be competition between the houses, they didn’t want it to turn into the extreme rivalry that is found at Hogwarts. So, on the second floor, through the double door entrance at the end of the corridor, the shared common room was built. There are beanbags, and study tables, and a little tea and pastries station. The bookcases remain empty unless at least two students from two different houses set their things down at the same study table, in which case the old books appear on the shelves with one of those awesome bookshop-ladders to reach them. In the center of the large but cozy room, is a crackling fire place. Marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers, and sticks will appear on a tray if at least two students from different houses come near the fire.
Malcolm Baddock's(a boy sorted into Slytherin in Harry's fourth year)Sorting be like:
Malcolm Baddock:Oh no, I'm going to Hogwarts for the first time! Oh, I'm so scared, what if no one in my house likes me? What if it turns out I'm not magical and the Sorting Hat never even sorts me?!
Sorting Hat:Ah,you have great ambition. You aspire to give equality to all magical beings, not just wizards, and I see that you have the cunning and resourcefulness to complete your noble goal. Better be--SLYTHERIN!
Malcolm Baddock:*knees wobble as he gets down from the stool* *really nervous*
Fred and George:Boooo. *hiss*
Malcolm Baddock:*tries to focus on the Slytherins clapping for him but his face flushes as he sees the faces at the table filled with red and orange booing him*
Anyone else bothered by this?
Soooooooo....
Did anyone at Hogwarts ever think to just.... ask the stairs not to move? "Hey, would you mind not moving for a bit please, I need to get to class and Prof. McGonagall scares me." "Ah shit, bro, our bad, she scares us too, here's a short cut." Politeness is key.
Do you think Hogwarts students had tea on constant supply? Like if they wanted an Earl Grey instead of pumpkin juice, was it allowed? Surely JK would want to introduce some culture into their lives.
*Me eating breakfast in the Great Hall
*Owl poops on my frech toast