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Hogwarts Talks
(Severus x Y/N)
Severus: *finally tells his partner about what the marauders did to him at school
Y/N: *silently and scribbles something on a piece of paper
Severus: ... May I know what you're scribbling there?
Severus: *takes the piece of paper and sees a breakdown of the price of lime and the price of bodies on the black market
Severus: ... I appreciate it darling, but it's better to keep such things in your head
Y/N *with the smile of an angel: Okay, dear
Hogwarts Talks
(Dad Severus x Y/N)
Snape's child: *Watches the animated Sleeping Beauty. Maleficent appears on the screen
Maleficent: *she resembles a big bat in appearance
Snape's child: *looks at the screen
Snape's child: *looks at his father's robe left on the chair
Snape's child: *points at the screen
Snape's child: it's DAD!
Hogwarts Talks
(Severus x Y/N-Teacher)
Y/N: *stands in the corridor and admires is Snape's robe moves behind him as he makes his rounds
Severus: You are staring at me.
Y/N: You walk around like a fucking diva, how would I look away?
Severus *little noticeable smile: ... Focus on your work, Y/L/N.
Y/N *very noticeable smile: Without delay, professor
Hogwarts Talks
(Severus x Y/N-Teacher)
Severus & Y/N: *sitting in Severus' living room on Valentine's Day evening.
Y/N: *counts Valentine's Day cards addressed to Severus
Y/N *giggles: this is creepy
Severus *looks up with a slight smile: Oh yeah?
Severus: *has long since finished counting the cards addressed to Y/N
Y/N *smiles: You could be their father! I've already counted 50! How many are addressed to me?
Severus: 25
Y/N: That's scary, too
Y/N: *raises eyes to the potions master
Y/N: Why are you smiling like that?
Severus: Because you're about to get even more scared
Y/N: *smiles and puts down the cards.
Y/N: *takes a seat on Severus' lap.
Y/N: Oh yeah? Keep talking
Severus: *takes another Valentine's Day card from his pocket and hands it to the teacher
Severus: 26
Y/N: *kisses him
Y/N *says at his lips also pulling out a card: Fifty-something
Severus: I won, I have more
Y/N: No honey, I won
Y/N: Because I have you Bastard 💚
You are a muggle
You: I hate men...
Severus: Good to hear it.
You: Shut up, it's because of men's beauty canons that I have to do this gymnastics.
You: *she goes to the kitchen with depilatory cream on her legs*
Severus: *He sighs and pulls out a wand*
Severus: *He goes to the kitchen and casts a spell on the woman*
*The cream disappears and so does the hair*
Severus: Satisfied?
You: ...
You: We've been together TWO YEARS and you're only now telling me there's A SPELL FOR IT???!!!
Severus: So you don't.
Using this gif was stronger than me xddd
A silly idea, but I hope it's also funny 😁
Hogwarts Talks
(Severus x Y/N)
*family movie night*
Guest on the show: *first in a rage pushes the woman so that she hits her head on the edge. He understands what he has done, panics, but decides to finish the job and chokes the woman. Later he fakes an accident on the canoe
Your daughter: But stupid, if he already hit her he should finish with a stone. There will be traces left after the strangling
Y/N: Exactly
Severus: Daughter...
His daughter: What?
Severus: It's scary to sit with you, since you're correcting murderers on the screen. Go have a chew before going to bed. You play delicate, and you would murder people with stones
His daughter *smiling: Dad, women from an early age are taught how to wash blood off all sorts of materials
His daughter *obediently heads to bed, but even before leaving the room she adds: And I don't want to say anything, but Mom agreed with me. Good night!
Severus: ... I begat a monster with the face of an angel.
Y/N *sipping tea: At least you know that if necessary, she knows how to dispose of the body and clean up the blood
Severus: ... Just like you
Y/N *smiles: Just like me
Severus: I'm sleeping in a fucking guest room tonight.
Hogwarts Talks
(Severus x Y/N)
Y/N: *falls on the bed and screams into the pillow
Severus: What the hell is going on?
Y/N *with a muffled voice through the pillow: God, I finished reading the book and I don't know what to do with myself. I experienced catharsis and I don't know how to continue to function with the thought that this is the end of the story.... This end is good, but I don't want the end
Severus: ... *starts stroking her hair
Severus: Shall I read it aloud to you again?
Y/N: *looks at him with big eyes full of love
Y/N: I love you
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I made it based on my current feelings. Nothing can compare to that feeling when you finish reading a REALLY GOOD book
Hogwarts Talks
(Severus x Y/N)
Y/N: *it's 2:00 a.m. and she's reading a book in bed*
Sever: *utters, just finished potions for the school flu epidemic*
Sever: *comes over and takes her book*
Y/N: Hey, give it back!
Sever: We go to sleep Moth, you will finish in the morning. Goodnight. *kisses her on the forehead and turns off the light to go to sleep*
Y/N: ... Goodnight Bat
