Hogwarts Houses as quotes from my friends:
Gryffindor: Will you fucking stop with your fucking sassy eyebrows?
Hufflepuff: Sequence panties… those look like they would irritate the labia
Ravenclaw: I read all Fifty Shades of Gray books three times… It was a slow summer.
Slytherin: Sometimes you can’t handle all the internal screaming so you gotta let some out.












