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[siriuslyjames]

James and Sirius always fought over who’s the cutest couple

[slytherin---aesthetics]

Slytherin ENFP Wicca Board Requested by @instantkristin

[siriuslyjames]

Sirius: I have a confession I need to tell.

Remus: Please, do talk.

Sirius: But first, I need to ask a question.

Sirius: If, and only if, your boyfriend decided to use the secret stash of chocolate you hide under your bed, what would you do?

Remus: Kill him. Then, break up. Or maybe break up then kill.

Sirius:

Remus:

Sirius: I no longer have a confession to tell.

[siriuslyjames]

When Remus and Peter got Sirius and James a soft drink

Sirius: Wait, I don't understand.

Remus: All what you have to do is shake it.

James: Why?

Peter: Please it's tastier if you shake it first.

*Sirius and James shake the soft drinks with excited grins*

*Remus and Peter trying not to laugh at their clueless pureblood friends*

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Slytherin, Horned Serpent, King Cobra Patronous, Gemini, INTJ Requested by @dwood99

[wiz-hogwartz]

MISS HERMIONE GRANGER

[yourloversstaymyage]

it changes a lot, but currently i really like 'need the sun to break' by james bay :)

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[dufflegristparty]

i need help (CHAPYER 5)

CHAPTER FIVE i need help

That night when i was feeling lonely in went to the gryffindoor room where the girls were sleeping. I whispred in her ear hermiiiiiiiiiiooooooneeeeeeeeee and she woke up and was afraid until she remembered it me because she couldn’t actually me in the darkness. She asked me W”HAT and i said i needed her help so she went to the dufflegrist commonroom with me.

I had taken one of the toilets from the abandoned bathroom (be/cause noone was using it anyway) and put it in the center of the commonroom for when i needed to brew potions. It was already on fire with a cauldron on top so she stood next to it and looked at me all confused. I said “herminioe I neeed your help; i accidentally a love potion and snap drank it and i need to make him throwq up by the end of the week”

“jeepers!” Heroine said “or else hell be in love with you forever wont he” she knew because she had red the book already.

“yes!” I said loudly, but then softly because i remembered people were sleeping and we didn’t want to be discovered.

“do yyou need my help making potion then?” asked Hermione.

“No” i said “Actually i just need to make him throw up. You don’t need a potion to do that.” I said and pointed to the cauldron. “but the problem is my cooking in good and i cant make anything that makes him throw up as hard as i try!” i said, and pointed then to a table where all the good food i had cooked was standing (like homemade cookies and chocolate frogs). “I need you to cook because you can cook badly.”

“okay” Herione said and helped me. She put thing into the cauldrom. She put orange juice and toothpaste and spinach and brussall sprouts (yuck) and a salamander (well she didn’t actually put that in, he just fell in there but that was okay.).

“Theirs only one more ingriendent we need.” Said Hermione

“What?”

“Cat hair.”

“EW” i said.I

“Yeah i know.” She said. “Do you have any cats in your common room eh?”

“No, I said. Sadly. “ I live here alone. I’m the first dufflegrist to walk through these halls in a hundred years!!! The hat told me the night i was sorted. And i’m so lonely.” A single tear tuggled on my jade orbs. “And there’s nothing in this common room except for some stupid dead bees!”

“Their they’re, Janis” she said comfortingly me. She hugged me. “You and I will be best friends and i wont let you be alone anymore. Kay?”

“Kay” i smiled, but i was ashamed of my tears for bringing dishonor onto my dead parents.

I got my invisibbailty cloak (also from my dead parents) from my trunk and we went under it and out of the common room quietly, silently, to look for a cat.