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B: I need to kill my brother.

C: _Tale as old as time..._

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E: Latest in the Bavaria scandal: they are now not merely Muslim, they are the Shia caliphs.

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C: You are now my Keeper of the Swans, Glitterhoof.

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E: Ah, I will marry the Tsar of Bulgaria's sister.

E: ... Ah, I can't, the Tsar of Bulgaria is married to his sister.

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A: Oh no. Someone in my court died under suspicious circumstances. I wonder if it's because I beat them to death with a candelabra.

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C: I accepted it. Like the galactic whore I am.

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E: I will decapitate my son's corpse, and keep the head. On my mantelpiece.

B: ... As you do.

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C: Abolish Germany! Send them to the Shadow Realm!