#ckiii

[anarcho-commeownism]

i am picking the worst aptitude jester on purpose

[baudouinette]

Marrying Baldwin IV in Crusader Kings 🗿

Crusader Kings has to be one of the most hilarious games out there. Like, it enables me to be even more delulu, bc it lets you live your wildest dreams 😭😭 oh, you want to marry the Leper King? Sure, go ahead.

(Am I the only with this issue though?: his forehead clips through his mask and it’s bugging me. I do have a mod to change his appearance that goes more with KoH, but haven’t activated it yet)

Downside is that they made him completely infertile (understandably so) and that means that the only way to give him a seemingly direct heir is to ch3at on him 😭😭😭💔 I hate that, so once my Game Pass expires, I will buy the game on Steam and enter debug mode to modify his fertility. I can work with even a 1% lol but don’t make me ch3at on him ever again please 🥺 Like look at him, he has no idea (or he has and accepts Mélisende as his own). I even named her after his grandma I felt so bad ahhddhshhss

BUT I was able to make him live past 1185!!! I think in the best playthrough he managed to survive until 1192 🥹🥺

[theredqueenandthebloodwyrm]

Paradox is definitely a fucking paradox because what do you mean your DLC prices is the equivalent of a whole new game.

Roads to Power is $30

Tours & Tournaments is $30

Royal Court is $30

And then all the little $15-$10 DLCs.

Hold on why the fuck is a clothing pack $60? Paradox explain "Garments of the Holy Roman Empire"!

No seriously why are the clothing packs so expensive what the fuck? Does it come with some new mechanics or something???

Can you tell I'm contemplating buying CK3 for $15 dollars? I only want it so I can play CK3 AGOT (A Game of Thrones).

[empirewithoutend]

my wife thinks I cheated on her with myself :( guess she caught me jacking off

[randomredneck]

I don't know what I did, but my Viking leader from Iceland just founded Scotland somehow and became King. I have NO IDEA what I did.

[fic--writer]

CK3 and the "pregnancy" cheat code — non-obvious methods of use.

If you have used cheat codes in Crusader Kings 3, then you are probably familiar with the 'pregnancy' cheat code:

But did you know it can still be used for:

1. 👩‍❤️‍👩 For pregnancy of a same-sex !female сouple. The woman whose ID you entered first will have the pregnancy perk.

2. 💀 For pregnancy from a character who has already died. Just type in his/her ID, no matter how long ago he/she died.

3. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 For multiple pregnancies. Pause the game and enter the cheat code as many times as you wish to have children.

*Keep in mind the risk of death for mother after pregnancy. I recommend no more than 7 children per pregnancy using the code.

Using this method, a pregnant woman sometimes cannot show her pregnant belly, it's ok, the babies will be born.

4. 👵 Age is no longer a problem for women. You can enter a code for an 80-year-old woman, for example, and she will give birth to a child.

5. 👸 Give birth to a child from oneself. Just enter the same character ID twice (female only) and she will give birth to a child by herself.

*There is a possibility of inbred perk! and other negative perks.

Have fun with your character breeding!

Let me know about your results and other interesting ways to use codes if you know of any.

[theghostofmaegorsholdfast]

so sick of them

[aurianavaloria]

My unmasked, non-leper CK3 King Baldwin. 😁 The shot turned out too good not to share, lol.

To all my fellow Baldwin IV fans who celebrate, Merry Christmas! 🎄