just surfing the web
don't we all get a little bogged down with decisions like: what type of porn should i watch tonight? which porn site should i go to? why not just act like i'm shopping american apparel's lingerie section?
well, in barack obama's america, YOU CAN! you CAN flip through page after page of panty, bustier, babydoll, you-name-it-they've-got-models-showing-tits-while-advertising-it. you CAN get off to that in the comfort of your own home. you CAN also buy that new t-shirt that looked cool from the sidebar earlier. you CAN delete your browsing history when you're done.
this is the world we live in. a world of CAN. CAN dos. CAN flips. CAN get offs. CAN buys. CAN deletes. CAN of worms.
so i say, next time you're about to have pancakes for breakfast (with maple of course), why not try a warm plate of CAN-cakes?