Apr 24, 2014
marmarise
marmarise v. transform into marble
Useful in work situations when your minion* isn’t doing as they’re told.
Or for your obstinate detainee, Godfrey, who still won't give up the location of his winning lottery ticket:
“Right! That's it, Godders! If you don't tell me where the ticket is, despite the blinding glare of the holophote, I shall have to employ the ultimate sanction: I will marmarise you.”
*At work recently, an interviewee for a Manager's role used the word 'subordinate' when referring to a colleague. I had no idea we were still in the Dark Ages. Naturally, he didn't get the job and was sent back to stew in his own antiquated prejudice and misguided superiority in whatever dingy dusty office whence he came. Arse.