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[shadowhearthallowleaf]

a big thank you Laura “and there was only one bed” Bailey

[toloveawarlord]

25 Days of Christmas Day 21

Pairing: Satan x F!MC

Prompt: “It’s 5 AM. Go back to sleep.”

Tagging: @plumpblueberry​​ @christmaswarlock​​ @sakura-1819​​ @starry-starry-night24​​ @thewitchofbooks​​ @stardust-dreamer13​​ @ikemensengokufangirl​​ @gay-noodle-clan​​ @nad-zeta​​ @canaria-blackwell​​ @lordsister​​ @thetwinkims​

A/N: We’re so close to Christmas! Some Satan fluff with his MC and some kiddos! This fic takes place in the human world instead of Devildom. Also, I know they probably wouldn’t celebrate “christmas” since they are demons but I imagine the boys would do it for their lovely mc.

    These human traditions were exhausting. Putting their two children to bed, then finding them sneaking out of their rooms to watch for Santa, and having to put them back to bed again, followed by helping MC put out presents under the tree and in the stockings hung above the fireplace... it all drained him by the time the pair actually climbed into their own bed.

Satan knew it would be well worth it when they lit up with delight in morning.

But morning came much sooner than he’d imagined it would.

A small hand smacked against his head, their four-year-old daughter peering down at him with such excitement. “Daddy wake up! It’s Christmas!” Green irises were full of energy.

He lifted his head to get a look at the digital clock on the nightstand. Tiredness falling over him, begging to go back to sleep. Satan squinted, trying to be sure of what he was reading. “It’s five a.m., go back to sleep.” His head hit the pillow as he sighed.

“Aww. But Uncle Levi and Uncle Mammon are here. They said we could wake you up now!”

Of course, they’d been the ones to encourage this.

Satan turned just in time to see MC tugging the covers up over head oh so slowly as not to alert the girl to her being awake. “It’s too early,” he said, snatching his daughter up and hugging her to his chest as she giggled and struggled.

“But daddy!” 

“I can’t hear you. I’m sleeping.” He started to fake snore, only making the girl fall into another fit of laughter. Her small body writhing to free herself from his tight embrace.

The door to the bedroom flew open. “Launchin’ in three! Two! One!” Mammon shouted before throwing the seven-year-old boy into the middle of the bed. “Mission success!”

The blonde boy bounced several times before scrambling to tackle his mother cocooned beneath the comforter. “Momma! Momma!” The bed squeaked as he jumped up and down with his hands on her shoulder.

“I’m up. I’m up.” She sat up, catching the lanky boy as he threw himself into her arms. MC brushed her fingers through his soft hair. She had a feeling that a certain greedy demon woke up the kids for the sole purpose of annoying his little brother.

“Get up yer lazy asses up! The Great Mammon is here! It’s time to party!” Mammon cheered.

MC exchanged a mischievous glance with Satan before announcing, “The first one to capture Uncle Mammon gets to keep his goldie for a whole day.” It would get them out of the room for a little bit.

“Wa- hey! Stay away brats!” Mammon shrieked, turning to run as the boy launched himself off the bed to attack. Their chase beginning already. He had to protect his goldie!

The girl however folded her arms with a frown. “That’s not fair cause I’m really small!”

Satan patted her head with a chuckle. As a half demon, she possessed more strength than the average human, so she wasn’t at that much of a disadvantage. But... “I bet if you ask Uncle Levi, he’d help you out.”

“I am his favorite,” the girl said, giving a definitive nod. It was no secret that her and the third oldest were close. She had a knack for solving puzzles and strategy, making her a good partner for some of his video games. 

And with that, she was off, leaving the two parents alone in peace for a few precious moments.

“Good morning,” Satan said, leaning over to press a gentle kiss to her lips.

“Is it really morning? This hour should be illegal,” MC replied, flopping back down onto the mattress, sighing out of sheer exhaustion. She didn’t really want to know but she asked anyways, “How much sleep did we get?”

“A few hours.”

“It never gets easier. Plus, your brothers can’t seem to stay in their own house. How did they get a key? I thought we took them all away.” She loved them. She really did. But sometimes, she wanted to have a locked door that actually worked.

It was a good question, but he’d learned to simply let it be when it came to his brothers determination to get into their home. “Shall we get dressed? They aren’t going to let us go back to sleep.”

“In a minute.” She reached up to grab his shirt, tugging him down to her. Their lips met for a tender kiss. For a moment, it was simply the two of them. But the peace ended swiftly. A loud shatter followed by Mammon shrieking again broke them apart.

Satan chuckled with a shake of his head. “They’ll destroy the place if we don’t stop them.” He bent to kiss her forehead, brushing her messy hair away from her face. “Merry Christmas, my love.”

However chaotic it was, this was truly the best day of the year.

[tytangfei]

Tang fan moving around with the arrow in his chest, omg.

[rebellionbae]

SPECIAL THANKS TO @candy--ghost AND MY DEAD TUMBLR FRIEND PAPASAMARTMAN MAY YR PROFILE REST IN PEACE

[neglectedrainbow]

S C R E A M S

[linguine-fettuccine]

I competed in the World's Challenge Challenge, a case competition where the goal is to come up with a solution to world problems. MY TEAM JUST WON THE FINALS!!!!! WE GET $1000 EACH AND A PAID TRIP TO WESTERN UNIVERSITY FOR THE INTERNATIONAL COMPETITION IN MAY! I AM IN SHOCK!

[beans-iz-yapping]

what happened with choco??

i was only gone for one week???