EVEN MOTHER WILL SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAY

Hey. I'm Asa. I'm 30!!!!!! I like Berserk too much, and if you're my friend I will probably DIE FOR YOU. Defender of the meek, Drinker of too much coffee. born with one less wisdom tooth than most people. Physical vessel for Evil Asa, the most terrifying force ever known.

[grimae]

darkmoon

[wumbreon]

Whatever, here is my decadent hamster fan art with no AI used

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[ask-pacman]

The male bitch at cvs always got a rolex with a cracked glass no hourhand and hes got a cut like he was ran over by bull's at ru paul so we call him tweny dollar dandy I think hes been charging me extra for my vitamin e so i slipped him a viral strain and he dont work there anymore

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[lesbx]

they are doing things on the fallout 4 nexusmods page God doesnt even know about

[lesbx]

[charl0ttan]

its so fucked that they get to use music in commercials. that my fucking wife asshole

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[dogpuppy]

[hungwy]

they just put the dead flag blues by godspeed you! black emperor on kidz bop 54

[mezzodical]

and the playground is all muddy with a thousand lovely water slides

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[rebellionbae]

Coming for my whole ass.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?