Shroomie yapping senselessly

This blog is still unfinished, so u gotta wait a while

[beans-iz-yapping]

HIHI, welcome to my sideblog that i'll be using to talk about anything under the sun. Some stuff about me under the cut

Nicknames: Beans, Shroomie

Pronouns: she/they

I live in: Singapore

Fandoms: Svsss, Dtbpf, CRK (i don't even know why i'm in there??), Vocaloid, Genshin Impact, Black Butler, Vtubers (i really only like a few), Goncharov &.

i like: __(brain empty, gimme a while)

i dislike: Most types of beans (i know, surprising),

Fun facts about me: My nickname beans actually comes from when I was 5 & i kept a handful of different types of beans in a bag & claimed they were my friends (i was a lonely kid, okay?). i have a shrine to Yae Miko in my room. i am such a chronic yapper that i got bullied for almost all of my pre & primary school years.

DNI: i don't have a dni, just please keep it civil

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[beans-iz-yapping]

#teampigeon

[natakesgamingcorner]

Send me a number and I’ll tell you...

A nickname of mine

An embarrassing story.

A turn-on

A turn-off

Something I look for in a partner

About my best friend

About my worst enemy

About someone I think is cute

About someone I think is smart

About someone I think is funny

About my crush

About my parents

About my siblings

Something I like about my body

Something I dislike about my body

Something I like about my personality

Something I dislike about my personality

A quote I live by

My favorite book

My favorite movie

My favorite food

My favorite drink

A talent I have

An unusual talent I have

One of my favorite followers

A fictional character I relate to

My favorite book I read for school

My favorite play

A childhood memory

My best birthday

An embarrassing secret

A little known fact

A time I made a mistake

I time I succeeded

My favorite sport

My favorite video game

My favorite non-video game

My favorite band.

My favorite song.

My favorite animal.

I pet I have.

My favorite Halloween costume.

My favorite piece of clothing

My favorite TV Show

Who I want to hug

Who I want to kiss

Who I want to punch

Something I want to do before I die

Something great I’ve already accomplished

Anything! Make up your own 

[tordenvejr]

just remembered i'm a real person to other people

[molkoism-deactivated20260720]

when i see "following 👤✅️" and not "mutuals👥🟪" it feels like being shot in the dick Why Don't You Love Me

[strange-aeons]

If I don't see any code geass cosplayers at the revolution themed dashcon I'm gonna be ... well, unsurprised. Because it's a largely forgotten show from 2006. But still slightly sad ... because the revolution themed dashcon is an excellent habitat for code geass cosplayers

[strange-aeons]

Come on guys u wanna watch Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion (2006) so bad

[strange-aeons]

Steal her look 🔥

[strange-aeons]

i mean seriously these are free ideas

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not doomed by the narrative but certainly disciplined

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

put in timeout by the narrative

[bramblepatch]

dommed by the narrative

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i can't post anything

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this isn't a hellsite it's a hellhome

[asliceoftea]

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[vommiting]

floor sex

[l-xapr0]

crack

[bl00dy-n41l-p0l1sh]

touching??

[ra1ning--candies]

Little brother???

[cantfuckingremember]

Demon summoning .

😃

[pixicidal]

psychological drama, interesting..

[nyancvtt]

womens underwear

i wouldnt even be mad ngl

[absinthe-seth-deactivated202605]

dating sim

this is so accurate.

[oldaccountimgonnadeltethissoono]

OH YEAH STRIP TEASE

[fizzywatercan]

i just got drug 😭

[beans-iz-yapping]

Mind control aftermath and recovery

[eliotquillon]

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

[cranberrylimes]

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

[strange-aeons]

i got back from vacation and i think he wants to crawl back into the womb

[strange-aeons]

seeing a lot of sletty slivilege (slug pretty privilege) here. go my small average slumg

he is so cute i like him

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[scififantasystuff]

[sunlitmcgee]

@rozugold

[apjvff]

creative angel gonna visit you tonight. you gonna get some idea

[beans-iz-yapping]

PLEASEE

I NEED TO MAKE SOMETHING

[prokopetz]

I don't actually ship it, but

I'm pretending I do to annoy my mutuals

I think a "bitter exes" dynamic would work well for them

I'm morbidly curious to see where this is going

I just want them to fuck and/or kill each other, not necessarily in that order

Literally every other character in this is boring

[clockworkspider]

The fact OP is the grinch x tony the tiger originator really contextualizes things.

[prokopetz]

And I'll give you one guess which category that one falls into for me.

[beardedmrbean]

[ill-see-you-all-next-time07-dea]

please dont send thar last ask out. im lwk scared of it being out there for anyone

I won't post it dw. I sent you a request. ^^

[beans-iz-yapping]

CAN U SEND ANOTHER REAL QUICK IM SO SORRY