#holy shit wait

[axeleton]

Been a long day

[anachronisticbones]

kay so i stop playing d2 for a few months and all of a sudden Amanda's dead, we're underwater and Cayde's back

well okay then

[pcktknife]

If theyre opposites would emmet have a flat ass?

yall got me thinking about fictional mens asses on this nice thursday evening

[sat-in-a-rat-trap]

switching rapidly between 'omg them<3' and 'OMG. T H EM' and 'ooh lore'

[stonesparrow]

tfw you get revived by this skinny green haired kid and standing next to him is a world famous wrestler

[autismvampyre]

so i think i might be genderfluid....???? idk im kinda out of it rn but my gender feels so... gendered, yk? im not a girl, not a boy; im just me and this shapeless floating thing that speaks in tounges and would drive you mad if you looked at it head on is my gender - be not afraid, it can smell fear !!

sometimes im a girl, a very girl-like girl with a girl gender. sometimes i am literally nothing, no gender just tv static. sometimes i am a biblically accurate angel or a little creature eating gravel. im just. like that

[highlifeboat]

Zoe was the kind of kid who would try to stay up all night to see Santa, but would always end up falling asleep on the couch near the tree. Her parents thought it was adorable, but Lucas thought she was stupid and kept telling her Santa wasn't real. Up until she stopped believing she just thought Lucas was jealous that Santa was always able to get her 90% of what she asked for.

Turned out Lucas just asked for weird shit his parents couldn't get him.

[jesterjamz]

well.