#homclander

[mischieflawed]

Thank you for volunteering to play hide-and-seek, Stiles. Knew you loved bonding time !

❝ I am pretty sure what I said was, I do not volunteer a tribute, I will not pass go and collect $200, survey says no. None of these answers spelled: yes, let's, bond by playing hide-and-seek.❞

[garglemyballsack]

If Benny had Facebook. About Homie ofc<3

@homclander // @supegod

[moonpehtals]

               starter     call             ‧₊˚     ⏾.     ⋅                  @homclander

mélodie   doesn't   even   know   if   serena   is   home,     but   here   she   is,       pounding   on   the   very   last   door   that   won't   open   up   without   a   key   or   a   code.           serena   must   have   forgotten   to   take   her   off   of   the   list   the   last   time   they'd   fought.                    ❛❛        come   on,     the   doorman   already   let   me   up,     so   you   might   as   well   open   up   !      ❜❜                she   shouts   in   french.

[vghtsupes]

@homclander / CONT.

[  TEXT  -  JONATHAN  CARTER  ]  [  sent  ]        -       are  you  trying  to  make  me  blush  right  now?  you  can't  say  things  like  that  and  expect  me  to  act  normal  about  it.

[  TEXT  -  JONATHAN  CARTER  ]  [  sent  ]        -       my  mom  used  to  make  me  do  those  creepy  child  pageants  when  i  was  younger  and  they  would  always  ask  that  question  .  .  .  and  i'd  just  tell  them  that  i  wanted  to  help  people,  to  make  the  world  a  better  and  safer  place  in  whatever  way  i  could.  being  a  detective  just  felt  right  when  i  came  across  it.

[  TEXT  -  JONATHAN  CARTER  ]  [  sent  ]        -       oh  i  am  quite  aware  of  the  fact  that  i  have  your  attention  .  .  .  i  shouldn't  like  it  but  i  do.

[  TEXT  -  JONATHAN  CARTER  ]  [  sent  ]        -       when  i  need  to  be  anyway  .  .  .  you  don't  know  what  i'm  like  when  i've  had  a  few  cocktails  and  tequila  shots.

[  TEXT  -  JONATHAN  CARTER  ]  [  sent  ]        -       do  you  have  doubts  in  my  cooking  skills?  i  know  i  probably  don't  seem  like  it,  but  i  can  cook  really  well,  may  not  be  fine  dining  standards  but  i  can  cook  a  good  meal.

[  TEXT  -  JONATHAN  CARTER  ]  [  sent  ]        -       it's  not  necessarily  the  restaurant  that's  the  issue,  a  lot  of  my  fellow  detectives  can't  afford  the  fine  level  of  fine  dining  you're  probably  used  to  .  .  .  it's  more  if  they  just  happen  to  see  us,  going  between  home  and  there  .  .  .  but  if  you  can  assure  me  that  no  one  will  see  us,  then  maybe  we  can  actually  go  out  for  dinner.

[wihlted]

꒰    continued  from  here    ꒱     /     @homclander

˗ˏˋ    ꒰    ✉︎    ꒱      ˎˊ˗            ━━           KING  OF  MY  HEART   ♡

⌯⌲        The  Deep  is  a  task  all  on  it's  own.  He  is  an  idiot.  I  was  listening  to  a  documentary  about  how  jellyfish  do  not  have  brains,  just  some  sort  of  nerve  cap.  That  reminded  me  of  The  Deep. 

⌯⌲        Just  fire  him  and  come  home. 

⌯⌲        Your  favorite  girl?  I'm  blushing…

⌯⌲        Your  meeting  is  running  too  late.  I  was  hoping  we  could  have  dinner  together.  I  just  stepped  into  my  dressing  room  now  that  people  are  starting  to  leave,  and  was  thinking  about  you.

⌯⌲        Maybe  if  it's  not  too  late,  you  can  come  by  the  theatre  afterwards  and  pick  me  up…  Then  we  can  take  that  bath  you've  been  thinking  about…

⌯⌲        I'd  really  like  to  hear  what  your  thoughts  are,  my  love.  What  you've  done  today,  our  future…  Tell  me  everything. 

[peaksupe]

📜 !!!!

Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse. @homclander

Deep: What are your adjectives? Homelander: …You mean my pronouns? Deep: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives? Homelander: …I dunno. What are yours? Deep: Noisy and chaotic! Homelander: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

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Deep: I feel so burnt out. Homelander: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Deep: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Homelander: Well not if you’re expecting it.

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Homelander: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Deep: Mine just says "Deep no." Homelander: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Homelander: *Answers phone.* Hello? Deep: It's Deep. Homelander: What did they do this time? Deep: No, it's me, Homelander. It's actually me. Homelander: What did you do this time?

[supesprint]

incoming message . . . . . . @homclander [ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i'm sorry you guys aren't on my level but that's not my fault now is it

[ unsent ⚡︎ big homie ] : everythings your fault. im sorry your bitch ass cant handle it

typed for catharsis, just for the simple relief for release. reggie stared at the message for a moment before deleting and starting over.

[ txt ⚡︎ big homie ] : the lord gives and blah blah right? we cant all fly and shoot lasers out our ass *eyes. typo my bad i think someone actually does the ass thing but you being so unique is why you've got the leader chair right?

[ofupland]

| @homclander gets a random lyric starter (elizabeth taylor)

{❀} "oftentimes it doesn't feel so GLAMOROUS to be me--all the right guys promised they'd STAY. but under bright lights, they WITHERED away."