#home3stuck

[awnrii]

junedave corporate 9-5 au… I’m normal.

[number1otisdriftwoodkin]

the winds have spoken. they say you should write dirk strider x reader

the first request i get is a homestuck x reader. God i fucking love tumblr. This will be head cannons bcuz writers block and idk what to do for a plot. Feel free to send in another request if u wanna!!

𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐤 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

-ᴅɪʀᴋ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴘᴅᴀ. ɪᴛs ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ғᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ.

-ɪɴ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ, ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄʟɪɴɢʏ. ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ʟᴏᴛs ᴏғ ʀᴇᴀssᴜʀᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ.

-ʜɪs ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ ɪs ᴘʜʏsɪᴄᴀʟ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪғᴛ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ.

-ʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀs ʜᴏᴍᴇᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɢɪғᴛs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅʀᴀᴡs/ᴄʀᴏᴄʜᴇᴛs/sᴇᴡs ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ

-ʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʀᴀғᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ʀᴏʙᴏᴛs. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴏғғ ʀᴏʙᴏᴛs ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ɴᴏᴡ.

-ʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ sᴏ ᴘᴇᴛᴛʏ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ/sɪᴅᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟɪʟ ʜᴀʟ ᴏɴ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ

-ɪᴛ's ғᴜɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʜɪs ғᴀᴄᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ʀᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀᴀʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ɢᴜʏ

-ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ғʀᴇᴄᴋʟᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴍᴘʟᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜɪs sᴍɪʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀɪɴᴛᴀɪɴ ʜɪs ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ

-ᴅɪʀᴋ ʜᴀs ʙᴘᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴜᴛɪsᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪs sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛs ᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀɴ ᴇᴘɪsᴏᴅᴇ

-sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴅɪʀᴋs sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛs, ᴛʜᴇʏ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴍɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴏʙᴏᴛs, ᴛᴇᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴘᴏɴʏ

-ᴜɴʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʙʀᴏɴʏs, ʜᴇ's ᴠᴇʀʏ ʜʏɢɪᴇɴɪᴄ. ᴍᴀʏ ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏᴄᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛ ɪᴛ. ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ 2 sʜᴏᴡᴇʀs ᴀ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀsʜᴇs ʜɪs ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇʟʏ.

-ᴅᴇsᴘɪᴛᴇ ʜɪᴍ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ 6ғᴛ, ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sᴘᴏᴏɴ. ɪᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇs.

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Tysm for the request! This was super fun to write, I love the striders lol

[sunshinem0ths]

was possessed to draw them after a year of being dirkjake clean it's so over

[alien-grave]

People complaining about ‘mischaracterization’ meanwhile they’re the ones with interpretations that are deeply mischaracterized and clearly didn’t understand the characterization of these characters from the first acts.

[askcaptainmindfang]

How did you find out that your eightfold vision could make you see things others couldn't?

[♏︎]: When I was six sweeps I 8egan as a mere ca8in lass. We had unearthed a lost Mirthful temple in one of our voyages.

[♏︎]: Some would deem my 8fold a 8lessing. Others, a deformity.

[♏︎]: It 8urned that day, aching to see 8eyond.

[♏︎]: Death herself.

[jinxthebinxyy]

[dave2olkat]

Characters designs for June, Vriska, Jake, Aradia and Terezi for my fanfic, GOLD PILOT! Vriska and June are a t4t couple that have been dating for years and they're engaged now. Also engaged, albeit unwillingly is Jake, currently backing up the Rebels in secret. Aradia doesn't remember her name or her past, but she's currently the ghost haunting Dave's space ship.

[nevaproblematic]

kiss me kiss me again...