#homealonestuck

[gryotharian]

Your name is KEVIN MCCALLISTER. It just so happens that 1,990 years ago, Jesus Christ was given life. And today, you shall take life away from 2 BANDITS who have entered your home.

[knifekind]

YOU KNOW WHAT

IM GONNA BUY MYSELF A FUCKING TEA INFUSER

BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING ADULT WHO IS PAYING BILLS (for the month) AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT

[knifekind]

I KEEP TRYING TO CALL MY MOM IN TURKEY BUT I KEEP GETTING THE WRONG NUMBER OR SOMETHING AND ITS REALLY DISTRESSING ME BOTH BECAUSE I MISS MY MOM AND ALSO BECAUSE BILLS ARE HARD AND THIS CREDIT CARD BILL IS ACTUALLY RIDIC

[knifekind]

BILLS ARE SUPERHARD LIKE ????? AAA FUCK 

I NEED TO PAY MY MOMS CREDIT CARD BILL BUT ITS LIKE THE BILL IS DUE FR 2,000+ AND IM SO CONCERNED BC MY MOM DIDNT MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY IN HER LAST PAYCHECK

AND IM SO CONCERNED DO I LIKE ONLY PAY THE MINIMUM AMNT BUT I DONT WNAT OT BECAUSE THAHTS A BAD IDEA BUT I DONT WANNA PAY TOO MUCH MONEY SO IT OVERSHADOWS THE OTHER BILLS AND CHECKS GET BOUNCED AND IT TURNS INTO A HUGE FUCKING MESS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BIULS ARE REALLY FUCKINGH ARD AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK