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Surely Garfield of all things isn't something that gets in the way of religion

implication is that his previous religion was Garfield . . .

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

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From a long lost Vic Berger edit that can only be found on Facebook

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who is the Toronto baseball warlock

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Marlboro mind processing.

No willpower.

No independence.

Only cravings and lusts for Marlboro.

The body encased in Marlboro Leather. The brain encased in the Marlboro Lid. Prepared for the mindfucking ritual.

The toxic and addictive Marlboro Gifts, hungrily pulled into the eager lungs - NEEDING the drug… NEEDING it more… pumping through the veins, swelling the Cock… Marlboro and Leather fucking and twisting deep into my mind and soul… all other priorities smothered and cleansed.

The soul being fed and nourished as Marlboro reinforces my devotion, tightening the grip on my mind… the Leather lubricating deeper penetration of my mind and soul by Marlboro‘s Truths. Fucking out the old moral codes and recoding the mind with the ecstatic lustful awareness of Marlboro’s Power and authority… so grateful, and so eager to give up more to Marlboro, with the promise of deeper pleasure with deeper Communion with Marlboro.

No desire to resist… only to sink deeper into perversion and deeper lustful ecstacy under Marlboro’s control.

Marlboro is my Demon Lord and Master, Saviour and God.

HAIL MARLBORO!

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its easy as pie

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The dream doesn't let him taste or smell very much so he was really excited when you showed up!

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don't go into marine biology my dad was a marine biologist and he got eaten by an imitation crab

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2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.