#maculay culkin

[feminasuperus]

I know Maculay Culkin has lots of Hollywood (horror) stories 🥺

[mannytoodope]

Buck:Don't look at me like that. Don't. That's not fair.Don't you have a favorite doll or something?Why don't we get one of your dolls and put your dad's pajamas on him?No. Your brother! What about your brother?How about the dog? You know the dog.You can't. You just can't. It's a new law. That's it. It's in the books.You don't want to sleep with me.

[pandaswaittillmarriage]

oh ok mike

[mrawkweird]

London Tipton hooked up with Kevin McAllister.

Those news stories about people having babies or getting married will always bug me out ‘cause it’s like “WHEN DID THIS EVEN BECOME CANON?” but I gotta respect how they were able to keep that shit lowkey for as long as they had in this nosy-ass world. Well, either that or I just wasn’t paying attention. Either way good for them.

[gryotharian]

Your name is KEVIN MCCALLISTER. It just so happens that 1,990 years ago, Jesus Christ was given life. And today, you shall take life away from 2 BANDITS who have entered your home.

[skiplo-wave]

I can’t believe season 10 of ahs is Home alone but more graphic

[elegantupdates-blog]

[mannytoodope]

Kevin: Are those microwave dinners any good? Checkout girl: I don't know. Kevin: I'll give 'em a whirl.For the kids.  Hold on, I got a coupon for that. It was in the paper this morning. Checkout girl: $19.83. Kevin: Okay. Checkout girl: Are you here all by yourself? Kevin: Ma'am, I'm 8 years old. You think I'd be here alone? I don't think so. Checkout girl: Where's your mom? Kevin: My mom is in the car. Checkout girl: Where's your father? Kevin: He's at work. Checkout girl: What about your brothers and your sisters? Kevin: I'm an only child. Checkout girl: Where do you live? Kevin: I can't tell you that. Checkout girl: Why not? Kevin: Cause you're a stranger.