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[staticyuroboros]

So... there's this custard called birds custard.... and usually it's this yellow colour but I dyed it green cause of today.... and I realized something...

I'm doing this again with the addition of a pie crust next month :o)

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NEW HIVESWAP SCREENSHOTS RANKED IN ORDER OF HOW MANY HEART ATTACKS IT GAVE ME FROM LEAST TO MOST

BITCHES HELP

THAT SECOND ONE LOOKS LIKE MAYBE CHARUN VIBES? BC CAVE N ART N WHACK STUFF AT FIRST GLANCE

FYLLOLKYTK

ALSO I KNOW VIK IS MOSTLY BIG BC MAIN CHARACTER BUT I LIKE TO THINK THAT HES ACTUALLY BIG  bc i want to be big like other men and i project that ahaha

anyhoo uhh hgfdsgfdsfd this is very neat and i hope that this new release means that th game is right around th corner and not until the very end of the month

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okay so I finally got the energy to make a marvik fanfic so im doing it! I already did some and i shall post the link in reblogs 

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Fouw, thwee, two, fuck you.

listen up y'aww, this shit is iwonic--

stwidew's beats awe best suited to twowws hooked on phonix!

kawkawicious definition makes tewezi woco

she wants to know the secwets that she can't taste in my photo.

dyin' just to know the fwavow

i ain't doin' hew no favows

no weasons why i tease

hew fwush just comes and goes wike seasons.

i'm kawkawicious (so dewicious)

no, i don't do kismesis.

and if you wead any fanfics

aww that shit is fictitious.

i bwow kisses (mwah!)

don't mattew if we'we just moiwaiwws

twowws be wining down the veiw fow a chance to fiww a paiw

(fouw, thwee, two, fuck you.)

so dewicious (supew sweet)

so dewicious (fuckin' adowabwoodthiwsty)

so dewicious (even egbewt wants a piece o' me)

i'm kawkawicious (w-w-w-w-wike candy, candy)

kawkawicious def-,

kawkawicious def-,

kawkawicious def- (goddammit, doc scwatch, stop fucking awound with my mic-)

kawkawicious definition makes the shippews cwazy.

nepeta's awways squeawin'

cutesy pet names wike kawkitty

i'm the k to the a, w, k, the a, the t,

and the majowity of paiwings had bettew incwude me

i'm kawkawicious (so dewicious)

my body stays vicious

aww the highbwoods feewin' newvous 'cuz i'm doing some fitness

zahhak's my witness (whistwe)

bet that ship cuwws nepeta's taiw

and he'ww be needing aww the towews 'cuz i'mma make him sweat paiws

(fouw, thwee, two, fuck you.)

so dewicious (supew sweet)

so dewicious (fuckin' adowabwoodthiwsty)

so dewicious (even egbewt wants a piece o' me)

i'm kawkawicious (now you nooksuckews howd the fuck up, check it out)

baby, baby, baby,

if you weawwy want me,

honey get some patience.

maybe then you'ww get a taste.

i'ww be tasty, tasty,

i'ww be waced with wacy,

it's so tasty, tasty,

it'ww make you cwazy.

t to the a, to the s t y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s t y - fuckin' tasty

d to the e, to the w i c i o u s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the, to the--

i'ww just speww it out fow you!

aww the time i tuwn awound twowws gathew wound awways sniffin' at me, wanna guess the

cowow of my bwood.

i just wanna say it now - i ain't twying to wound up any dwama, wittwe fuckew i just don't want

you to know.

and i guess i'm coming off as just a wittwe insecuwe awthough i keep on wepeating how the

secwet's fucking awesome.

but i'm twyin' to teww, it's a secwet that i just don't wanna teww.

tewezi says i smeww...

dewicious (so dewicious)

no, i don't do kismesis.

and if you wead any fanfics

aww that shit is fictitious.

i bwow kisses (mwah!)

don't mattew if we'we just moiwaiwws

twowws be wining down the veiw fow a chance to fiww a paiw

fouw, thwee, two, fuck you.

my body stays vicious

zahhak's been feewing newvous 'cuz i got down to business

nepeta's my witness (meow~!)

i'ww even wet hew fiwst ship saiw

just watch that kitten be the fiwst in wine to fiww a paiw

so dewicious (ewidan, see)

so dewicious (you can twust me)

so dewicious (i'ww hewp you be)

i'm kawkawicious, w-w-wike candy, candy

it's so dewicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

so dewicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

so dewicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

i'm kawkawicious, (she says my bwood is wike candy, candy)

t to the a, to the s t y - fuckin' tasty. T to the a, to the s t y - fuckin'tasty

t to the a, to the s t y - fuckin' tasty. T to the a, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the,

d to the e, to the w i c i o u s, to the d, to the, e to the, w i c i o u s, to the

d to the e, to the w i c i o u s, to the d, to the e, to the--

now, wait just a mothewfucking second!

do i sewiouswy have to speww this shit untiw the end of the fucking song?

i mean, whoevew fucking wwote the owiginaw nevew had access to spewwcheck i guess

because t-a-s-t-e-y does not speww tasty. Was this fewgie douchemuffin iwwitewate ow

something?

what do you mean human wap awtists awe the onwy ones bwave enough to wwite theiw own

gwammaticaw twainwwecks and caww it music!? what the fuck even is wiww smith doing?

he doesn't thwow down sick fiwes anymowe!?

fuck this shit, i quit

I am now spending the rest of my life in a bog

[staticyuroboros]

[staticyuroboros]

Was in a grocery store today and ... yknow how it can be when you've listened to a fandom parody of a song for a while and then listened to the original and you get whiplash from memories...

Have any of yall listened to Cooler Than Me by broadway karkat...

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im not really into shipping apart from a few pairs that i care deeply about but my 2 cents on davekat is that while i dont know if i care/love it enough to fully ship it, i do think of it fondly as kinda like a “comfort ship” that i dont 100% ship if thst makes sense?

like i have fond memories of shipping them and liking them together i think theyre cute, but i wouldnt say i ship them ship them

yeah people got really annoying about it but its harder for a popular ship to not get like that esp when its two guys, and things can be popular for a reason

idk why im sayin this ig just to get it off my chest but in conclusion i still bop out to broadway karkat Cooler Than Me hdfghdfhgdfgh

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homestuck for that ask meme 🔫

The first character I first fell in love with: tavros my beloved <3

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: hmm idk really

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: eridan, hes cool but hes overrated sorz

The character I love that everyone else hates: i dont think i really have anyone here

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: gamzee, i still like him a bit but not as much as i used to

The character I would totally smooch: grand highblood.

The character I’d want to be like: rufiohhh

The character I’d slap: any cobaltblood

A pairing that I love: rufirox (rufioh and roxy) yeah super underground ik

A pairing that I despise: tavr...tavri...i cant say it