#homestucking

[eternallyscreechingvoid]

I couldn't find the pfp mask I wanted for discord so I made it lol,

its a Dirk strider Heart aspect mask

(+ how it looks)

[senakoto]

he'd be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 48 in his bio he'd just be instinguishable from any other type of tumblr mutual and he'd come on here every day posting like "still havent fucked that old man" and we'd be like nooo 😭 dont give up king 🥺

[weightywritings-adiposeart]

homestucking, you said?

I’ve been homestucking all day long anon

[senakoto]

[senakoto]

I am Autism. I'm visible in your children, but if I can help it, I am invisible to you until it's too late. I know where you live, and guess what? I live there too. I hover around all of you. I know no color barrier, no religion, no morality, no currency. I speak your language fluently, and with every voice I take away, I acquire yet another language. I work very quickly. I work faster than pediatric aids, cancer, and diabetes combined.

And if you are happily married,

I will make sure your marriage fails.

[senakoto]

No intention of posting a pesterlog drabble compilation to AO3 anytime soon, so. *throws Daverose into the abyss, rated T*

BRO: How d'you think we're gonna die?

MOM: ...

MOM: tbh idk thinkin abt that is tooooooo morbid 4 meeeee

BRO: That's fair. But it's all I think about, really.

MOM: …

MOM: hay dirk?

BRO: Yes?

MOM: yk i was thinkin abt the whole

MOM: harley havin us raise kids n stuff n how freaked out i am. n ik u havent liked talking abt it

MOM: which i get

MOM: i dont rly either

MOM: its

MOM: i dunno im just tryna think of a way 2 make it a lil more lighthearted for us ig

BRO: I don't have a fuckin' clue how you're gonna accomplish that, but be my guest.

MOM: i mean liek

MOM: what if they look like us??

MOM: n even if we live far away we can make em siblings

MOM: pretend theyre like made of our combined goo or somethin

BRO: Is this your way of coming out to me, Rox?

MOM: wtf as wha

MOM: OMFG WAIT CUM JOKE

MOM: idk im just thinkin

MOM: reaaaal hard

MOM: parentzzzzz

MOM: could be us

BRO: That would suck miserably, Rox.

BRO: I'm a faggot. You're an alcoholic.

BRO: Everyone we love is either close to dying or dead,

BRO: or, I guess, gone without an explanation.

BRO: I don't think we'd make great parents.

MOM: hypotheticals dirk

MOM: i dont wanna b sad i want hypotheticals

BRO: Okay.

BRO: Let's say we have twins.

BRO: Two little blonde buggers with a predisposition to all sorts of shit, both of 'em. The boy gets your traits, and the girl gets mine.

BRO: Maybe they're like us. Maybe they'll be the siblings we could never actually be.

BRO: Who knows, really?

BRO: But. And I'm just sayin'.

BRO: No offense to you, Rox,

BRO: I just. Man.

MOM: ???

BRO: They're gonna fuck each other, Roxy. They're gonna fuck each other so hard and we won't be able to do shit about it.

MOM: DIRKKKFKFHSHSHEHSD NOOOOOO STOPP LMAOOOADBSV

BRO: Nah. I'm being dead-fuckin'-serious.

BRO: We are so damn fucked up, Rox. They're gonna get all their wires crossed even worse than we got ours with that old man raisin' us.

BRO: She's gonna be the husband and he's gonna be the wife, and they'll have so many stupid babies and raise 'em all up in Alabama.

BRO: A tale for the ages.

BRO: Pure Hollywood.

[senakoto]

This is pre-retcon alpha session to me