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"I'm a Homestuck first and a Libra second." - My fucking girlfriend in the year of our lord 2023

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If you're feeding specific people edited versions of who you are then you'd better be making money on the deal. Approval seeking is bullshit. It doesn't take any guts to be a clone honey, but it takes real character to be who the hell you really are.

— Esoterica Porcelana de Zodiaca, “Homoscope,” OutWeek Magazine No. 18, October 22, 1989, p. 59.

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ARIES 3/20–4/19 The week begins with breezy social intercourse but the 19th-21st will present frustrating decisions. If you're feeding specific people edited versions of who you are then you'd better be making money on the deal. Approval seeking is bullshit. It doesn't take any guts to be a clone honey, but it takes real character to be who the hell you really are.

TAURUS 4/20–5/19 The week starts out with the moon conjunct with your sunsign, opposite Pluto. This means that there's something you must unveil, or regenerate within you. Coming out is something you'll do for your entire life. Taurus, it's your job this week to spread a little love, and hopefully a little enlightenment through the world.

GEMINI 5/20–6/20 The 17th-18th are great days for personal progress. Don't let anybody get in your way be it family, lover, friend, foe or employer. femaphobia is rampant these days in men's fashions, so express yourself as you choose. Above all don't let inhibited people lay their own uptight concepts on you. You're a natural born revolutionary with a communicative spirit.

CANCER 6/21–7/22 The moon centers your sign on the 19th till the 21st. This will bring about a financial decision, and a possible job opportunity. You must question first personal happiness since you can never really put a price on it. The 21st begins to ease some of this month's early tension. Uranus, Neptune and Saturn are all leading you to loosen up and break free to pursue the opportunity of growth.

LEO 7/23–8/22 This is a fun time for friendship and frolic. You always want to do the right thing socially speaking. Your pride gets in the way and you try to emerge from every situation as the bigger person. Loosen up, be yourself and have fun. This is a better period now to relax and enjoy the beauty of the moment. Facts become clear in your relationships on the 21st-22nd.

VIRGO 8/23–9/22 Your lovelife causes minor frustrations due to Venus' funky aspects to your sun. If you're not communicating, then what can you expect? Start affirming for more and you'll receive it. Don't be a gloom and doomer, there's already enough negative shit in this world to triumph over.

LIBRA 9/23–10/22 This is a very social week but you keep confronting big decisions and occasional arguments. Libra is a very militant sign which plays peace-maker after they stir everyone else up into an argument. It's a passive aggressive tactic that becomes a pronounced trait when you are held captive by your own hostility. There is plenty that can be accomplished intelligently without being hostile.

SCORPIO 10/23–11/22 It's beginning to approach your favorite time of year, Halloween, and your birthdays are soon to come. It's important to work on your personal direction and self esteem. Scorpio is always sucked up in the saint/slut syndrome. A Scorpio will often whore it up, then retract for periods of abstinence as though they are afraid that their passion will take control of them. This is a negative, it all relates to sex, and sexual hang ups. Sex is beautiful and safe sex is no excuse for not enjoying the deep spiritual connection it has to your essence.

SAGITTARIUS 11/23–12/20 The week starts out of whack with proper details in your work. The 17th-18th will bring about more ease in work-related projects. Venus the pretty, bold and beautiful planet brings about good vibrations to your social life. A major flirtation will lead to an exciting possible office related romance on the 20th. Money matters are the big issue late in the week.

CAPRICORN 12/21–1/19 Uranus, Jupiter, Saturn and Neptune are all plugging you to break free and grow into a more satisfied individual. You may feel paranoid when it comes to meeting and sexually relating to new people. Safe sex is and can be very enjoyable. Don't let paranoia run rampant and rule you by denying the beauty of great sex. You are indeed the passionate sort but telltale convention makes you associate sex with the naughty and the dirty which is bullshit. Your best days are the 19th-21st.

AQUARIUS 1/20–2/19 The 15th-16th bring about frustrations at the job site. You can't seem to merge your personal and public life properly. Romance enters the picture on the 17th-19th. Most of your weekend will be frustrating and out of whack when it comes to clarifying plans. Everything seems like a great idea until it gets down to actually doing it. Save your energy for a pertinent question dropped your way on the 22nd.

PISCES 2/20–3/19 This week is relatively harmonious for you. Intuition is your ruse in romance where you are disturbed by a suitor's lack of communication. There are many a person who cannot cope with the emotional availability of another. Such people end their relationship, then reenter the treadmill of the find a new relationship game. Women, if you want to see what a true sorority feels like, this week is a good time to talk to friends about sharing next summer.

— Esoterica Porcelana de Zodiaca, OutWeek Magazine No. 18, October 22, 1989, p. 74.

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Homoscope

ARIES 3/20–4/19 With your popularity booming it's very easy to get distracted at work. A new love affair will present questions of strong pertinence on the 13th–14th. You may be frightened of intimacy when presented with an emotionally available person. This week is dedicated to kicking ass on personal limitations, and to realize you can have it all!

TAURUS 4/20–5/19 Whenever a Taurus feels insecure and untrusting s/he compensates by accumulating material credibility. Face it honey, the only thing you truly own is your soul. This week you should use the wonderful transits to go out and have a blast. You should also do something nice for someone else. The 11th–12th brings pleasant surprises, while the 15th brings a new sense of purpose to your work.

GEMINI 5/20–6/20 Rumors are flying all around that office and you may be the catalyst. Dishing and trashing somebody else is really low, especially if it's a sister. We in the gay community must stick by each other. Try to get your mind in proper synch with that tongue of yours. Say something nice or nothing at all on the 11th–12th. A fun party on the 13th–14th is guaranteed to spark some flirtation with an affairette.

CANCER 6/21–7/22 Stop being paranoid about your health on the 11th–12th The 13th can be a significant day in your career. A romantic evening for one, such as dinner, wine, candlelight and masturbation, can ease sexual frustrations on the 10th. The date night, on the 14th, is a perfect occasion to bring out the ready whip, the edible underwear, the vibrators, zucchini and the videos for a real romantic tryst with someone special.

LEO 7/23–8/22 The 9th and 10th are important days in your career. It is possible that there are some homophobia vibes around you. Just hold your head up, look that fool straight (pardon me) in the eye and say the following words, "GIVE ME NO SHIT, AND THERE WILL BE NO SHIT!" Remember, as Mae West (a Leo who loves my column, I had her channeled) said, "any kind of a reputation is a good one!"

VIRGO 8/23–9/22 Negative attention from the aspects of Venus and the Moon make the 11th–12th a bit irritable. Girls will have annoying altercations with derelicts and horny sexist mother jumpers on the streets. Boys are going to get cruised by the over-testosteroned equivalent, barroom derelicts. The full moon on the 14th will bring out many bizarre people.

LIBRA 9/23–10/22 All my little Libras out there should make this "equality for all" week. Having the full moon on the 14th will make the week slowly build up emotion. With the planets Uranus, Neptune, Saturn and Jupiter hitting your sun sign it's clearly time you come to terms with how you have a mind of your own.

SCORPIO 10/23–11/22 This is a very harmonious week for you socially. The shit really hits the fan on the full moon (14th). Your friends are bouncing off the walls. There will be many incidents of violence this week because the planets are making the public attitude self-righteous and extremely subjective. Everyone seems to be single-sighted. Your intellect and intuition will help you read into any situation that you need to.

SAGITTARIUS 11/23–12/20 Venus hits your sign on the 9th. This makes you popular and irresistible. You will receive some bizarre obscene telephone calls, especially with the full moon coming Saturday. Remember one thing, being a masturbatory fantasy is the most sincere form of flattery. Sex is beautiful for all those brave enough to safely experience its wonders. The 13th will prove my statement to be true.

CAPRICORN 12/21–1/19 This week you are on edge. Domestic situations will be in an uproar on the 12th. Lovers' quarrels will erupt because you feel your word is God. Capricorn drag queens will face money disputes with sleazy employers trying to exploit their talents cheaply. Capricorn lesbians will face domestic drama; boys will have boyfriend communication troubles.

AQUARIUS 1/20–2/19 Your career issues take center stage on the 9th–10th. People around you are on edge due to the lunar cycle. Get what you have to get done early in the week before the bizarre onslaught of events later on. Use common sense when a fleeting romantic dalliance comes your way on the 13th. This will be a time of heightened sensuality where fetishism is definitely a girl's best friend.

PISCES 2/20–3/19 Wild and heated sensuality hits the bigtime on the 11th–13th. You may find yourself delightfully skipping jumprope in high-heeled boots for a new sin-sational lover. Fetishism is definitely a big part of your nature; you really love to please your lover by totally surrendering. That is why you are one of the most sexy signs. I recommend high heels, garter belts and lots of red lipstick even if you're a boy, or an ultra butch number. It will help everyone realize how life really is one giant drag show of often mistaken identities.

— Esoterica Porcelana de Zodiaca, OutWeek Magazine No. 17, October 15, 1989, p. 74.

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ARIES 3/20–4/19 Girlfriend, this week not only has you so uptight you could kill, but it's also going to put a major dent in your purse. The new moon on the 29th last week made you confront many things that you didn't like. Mars aspecting your sun, along with all those cardinale planetary transits, are bound to put a bee in your bonnet. Mercury goes direct on the 4th which should clarify and resolve a lovers' quarrel. Watch that temper!

TAURUS 4/20–5/19 Your wardrobe is exactly that, a WAR-Robe. So go shopping this week. The Scorpio moon on the 2nd–3rd has you paranoid and touchy so don't get depressed and pig out. Drama can be fun but you may just be in search of more rolls, instead of roles. Unless you're really into serious chubby chasers then you better cool it with the mud pie and beer. Remember, cellulite looks deadlier on celluloid, especially when you take up half the frame darling!

GEMINI 5/20–6/20 Stop acting like such a slut! Big deal, so you can collect more phone numbers in one evening than all those 540 lines put together. You're too afraid of emotions and vulnerability. Mars trining your sun sign will help you slide in and out of excuses this month. You can not only be a snake, but you're also a snake charmer. No wonder why Gemini rates so high statistically in petty thievery. I guess a girl could get desperate.

CANCER 6/21–7/22 Look honey, just because lucky Jupiter is conjunct in your sun sign, don't foolishly blow your wad. Jupiter gives you more money opportunities but it also fattens up your needs. Mercury goes direct on the 4th so you can clear up that pretty head. Last month's s.n.a.f.u.'s in mechanical failures and mail room screw-ups will leave a lot of unattended business to clean up at the work place. You're having tons of unexpected shake ups.

LEO 7/23–8/22 Pluto is squaring your sun sign for some time now. Madonna, the world's most famous Leo, has changed her image and remarketed herself every other week because of this important planetary transit. So what have you done for that tired old doo lately? Remember, if it weren't for peroxide, enamel, silicone and, as of recently, retin-A, we wouldn't have a LEO in HOLLYWOOD. Best days for a fabulous makeover are the 4th–6th.

VIRGO 8/23–9/22 With that triple conjunction of Saturn, Neptune and Uranus in Capricorn, trining your sun sign, life should be a Roman holiday. Unfortunately, it's not. You can't make a decision so all you seem to be attracting are lechers. Virgo drag queens are going to get spooked this week, while Virgo lesbians will get bored with long walks, carrot cake and poetry. Gay boys should avoid crowded cruise bars where their bound to get goosed by some drunkin’ perv with Roman hands and Russian fingers. The 7th and 8th will be a more harmonious part of the week. There's a raise in salary coming your way. Watch that smart mouth of yours or you'll blow the whole thing.

LIBRA 9/23–10/22 There's something fishy going on down at the office. Perhaps you should spend some time in contemplation. You're really getting the shaft since Mars is conjunct in your sun sign. This further complicates the fact that Jupiter opposes Uranus, Neptune and Saturn all square your sun with Mars. I know the star jargon really floors you plebes out there so I'll put it in layman's/woman's terms. You're acting like an ambitious, power seeker from a night time soap. This really pisses your co-workers off and makes you moose dung in the popularity department.

SCORPIO 10/23–11/22 You are the perfect person for someone else's lover to have an affair with. The planets are in such a great position that we should call this "National Dominatrix Week." You're the reluctant celebrity on the 2nd and 3rd with the Venus-Moon, Pluto activity. This is a bad week to get drunk on a first date. A perversely humorous partner may take advantage of your horizontal unconsciousness and pose you for some regretable sleazy polaroids.

SAGITTARIUS 11/23–12/20 You're always sticking your foot in that big mouth that just spills out cold, insensitive honesty. You also make a lousy liar so don't further complicate matters by exaggerating a story meant to help a friend. The 4th through 6th gives you a chance to reap rewards for prior efforts. You are very lucky though. Start planning your Halloween costume early. Venus is about to enter your sun sign which brings a fleeting bout of popularity.

CAPRICORN 12/21–1/19 Let's face it darling, you're no boybar beauty. There's no need to be depressed though. A change of hair color works miracles for autumn doldrums. Avoid foul weather friends. You don't need negative energy around you so simply ditch any mother who doesn't support your program. The 6th–8th brings joyful energy. It's your weekend to party and be treated like a queen if that's your proclivity. If it isn't then break out the Budweisers (not Coors), have a beer blast and butch out.

AQUARIUS 1/20–2/19 Being such a gifted slavedriver you'd better deliver promises with those co-workers of yours. If you're trying to just talk bullshit they'll eventually spook your ass out. On the other hand romance at the office will be very prevalent on the 4th–6th. Trying to remain professional is such a bitch when mother nature has one set of glands screaming to another.

PISCES 2/20–3/19 Being a neatness fanatic won't alleviate the state of internal disarray you're feeling. Screw the dusting, the dishes and the vacuuming. With planetary transits like these honey go out and party. The 4th and 5th will bring minor frustrations, hopefully not of the sexual kind. You seem to be playing the role of den mother to your emotionally disturbed friends. You try to act like you can't take it anymore but you really love it. You're one of those people who, when they say no, really mean yes. Jupiter, and Pluto trine your sun all year so the more you put out, the more you receive. Being basically easy your reputation is that of a very, very uninhibited person.

— Esoterica Porcelana de Zodiaca, OutWeek Magazine No. 16, October 8, 1989, p. 74.

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