me walking with my friend after class: do i really need to do the reading though
my friend: yes, you really do and you should probably get on that there’s a lot
me: okay but maybe i’ll sparksnote it
my friend: *staring at me like i’m crazy* you’re not going to pass if you do that
me: and yet i passed ya literature, world literature, intro to literature, comp 1&2, advanced comp, and history of the english language. the only class i’ve actually done all the reading completely in is definitely anglo saxon because it’s kinda hard to fake translations
my friend: how the hell are you an honors student?








