#hoofclaw

[warriorsfunlandpark]

"Oh noooo! I've been attacked!" Coinpaw plays with his tiny adopted siblings. Coinpaw still considers himself as much Brokensong and Jaggedfoot's kit as if Brokensong gave birth to him herself. So he adores his tiny siblings so much. BTW Tallkit and Hoofkit were names by him! Tallkit is fucking enormous btw, that's why he's bigger than his siblings. 

[meetmyman]

We were at the hockey game, when I pointed out Hoofclaw, announcing the game, to Di and Mads.

Di: THAT'S him?!

Mads: THAT'S your President's Ball date?!

Di: What the heck?!

Me: What does THAT mean?

Di: Cracker, CreekZ, and now him?! Why do you get all of the cute guys?

Mads: She's right, you know. And he's not just cute: he's hot.

*They look him up on facebook*

Di: He has a six-pack?!?

*Halftime of the hockey game. HoofClaw walks across the ice with his over-sized camo jacket and boots. He then proceeds to walk up the stairs. As he walks across us, my friends squirm like 12-year-old girls. He greets a few people in the spectator area, and then he goes back down to his announcing box. As he passes by, he doesn't look at me, but he says hi to me all the same. My chapel buddy observes all. My friends freak out again.*

Di: He came up here JUST to say Hi to you! Merc! He's SO. CUTE.

Me: *roll of eyes* Whatever.

Guyfriend sitting next to us: Not gonna lie, that's obviously why he did that.