#hook chat

[everaftercaptainswan]

SOMEBODY CALL 911

Operator: Hello this is 911 how can I-

Me: THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!

operator: Please calm down-

Me: THEYRE TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!

Operator: Ma'am, who-?

Me: ADAM AND EDDIE AND THE ABC PROMO PEOPLE MY FELLOW CSERS THEYRE ALL TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!

Operator: Fuck not another one!

[where--dreams--are--born-blog]

Anybody got a butter knife?

I gotta cut this tension.

[god-help--the-outcasts-blog]

When boredom strikes...

[where--dreams--are--born-blog]

Damn it Carl, you had one job!

[god-help--the-outcasts-blog]

When you're slaphappy... Everything's funny.

[god-help--the-outcasts-blog]

Maybe if I keep spinning I'll leave impressions in the floor.

[god-help--the-outcasts-blog]

When I pray, I pray for you.

[god-help--the-outcasts-blog]

And the snow is gone.

Can't say I'm not disappointed.