#hookedpirate

[ordinarychandlerarchive-blog]

she was showing off a little bit, it’s not everyday you get to steer your fathers ship. chandler set her course, dropped the sails and then kept her hands at the 10 and 2 position like her father had shown her. the teen turned around looking at the small town shrinking in the distance. 

            “Where are we headed to?”

[ask-xi]

Role Call (XI’s Rounds)

It’s that time again. Batches of 10 mentions at a time to ensure Tumblr doesn’t choke on them. Please note I will only mention you once for any thread that is owed, so if you’re sat there thinking we forgot each other, do get in touch.

I’m waiting for the following people to pop me a reply to a thread or more. You’re perfectly welcome to ignore this or let me know if you moved the thread(s) somewhere and I’ve lost it/them somehow, or if you want to do something different. These include my sideblogs and Notchy’s blog so feel free to message me for any clarifications, though I will include links to the threads below. If you have taken longer than 10 months to reply to me (you’d be surprised how fast that time goes for me), your thread will have been archived - but that doesn’t mean it can’t be reinstated if you ask me.

I’m trying to cut down on my threads and (when I’m not being a greedy fool) limit people to 1-2 threads at a time per my blogs from now on. Existing threads still stand until finished or we can pop some on hold. Please don’t take this as an opportunity to think that you’re not important enough for me to play with. If you’re enjoying yourself, I want you here.

I have cut back to just over 400 threads, goal is to cut them down even further. Still hovering just over the 400 mark this go ‘round.

Time it took to get through whole list of drafts last round: 41 days (previous 72).

@hookedpirate Have I Threatened You Before?

@hybridtimeagent Sonic Screwdriver

@icequeen102990 Trick or Treat & Nerf Gun

@impossibleimmortal Thread & Thread (Notchy)

@inevitableeleven Smackdown (Notchy) - if you wish to continue

@infectcd Thread

@i-promisedforever The Rose In The Snow (Eleven)

@koschei-mk23 Thread

@koschei-no-more  Kiss (if you wish to continue)

@livingourlivesinaslowhell Ouija board & What Happened Last Night? (Notchy)

[isaaccecilbryant]

((Hello @hookedpirate, I see that you have followed me again, and that your ask box is closed, so I thought this would be an acceptable means to contact you through.

I honestly know next to nothing about the Once Upon a Time series, so I’m not terribly sure how to proceed with an interaction. Further more, I’ve noticed that the Tales of Series is not a fandom you are familiar with (according to your rules page), so I am wondering what has drawn you to my muse. I understand you are shy, however if you do wish for an interaction it will take more than just clicking ‘follow’, as I have made Isaac’s blog private.))

[silvcrignis]

@hookedpirate started following you

“If you’re trying to wear more eyeliner and leather than me, think again punk.”

[deer-maiden]

hookedpirate started following you

“So, why are you this far out in my woods?  Lost?  Or looking for trouble?”

[shutthecawupold-blog]

Hello!

You’re all so lovely and I like to make starters for everyone but it’s been a wild ride for me with work and school. Thank you for the follow, I really appreciate it!

Now, if you want a general starter, send a nice big bold STARTER into my askbox where it will assure I don’t forget to give you want. 

If you want a general starter specific to a verse, send that verse tag to my ask box!

If you wish to plot, go ahead and send me a fancy dancy IM message to chitter and chatter about it! c;

@teenblueeyes @clairebxrton @bornnaive @livewithoutwar @hookedpirate @bartxniisms @balletwithguns @joehy @stillfeeluncomfortable​

Much love. 

[beatingdrxms-blog]

@hookedpirate

    Travel through time and space was difficult without a TARDIS, to say the very least. Coordinates were finicky, things didn’t always quite line up the way they needed to, technology made mistakes. A misplaced decimal could separate freezing to death on an ice planet or ending up on planet-wide volcano that was just about ready to blow and somewhere safe, somewhere a little more tame. After all, even a Timelord had his limitations as far as survival went, and he wasn’t eager to regenerate, to lose this version of himself.

    Which made the situation at hand both fortunate, and unfortunate, all at the same time. Half of him was relieved; he wasn’t dead. Wherever he was, he was alive, his hearts were still beating and within his chest. The sound of the drums had come along, but that was only ever to be expected; madness didn’t change from realm to realm. Speaking of realms; where was he exactly? In the middle of the forest, that seemed clear, but... Which forest? What planet, what system? What was this place? The vortex manipulator didn’t give quite that much information, and even as he searched his mind nothing came to the front of it.

    He hissed, air escaping pursed lips. He literally had not the slightest idea of where to start here, to go left or right or North or South. There were subtle differences, of course, but in terms of the big picture, everything looked the same. No path, no indication of where he might find a.... Well, whatever the dwelling places of this place where, if there was civilization. For all he knew, he was trapped on a planet in the middle of Who-Knows with not a single other soul around.

    Nothing but the drums.

    No, falling to those wasn’t the answer, not the way to get out. Not yet had he gotten his revenge, and he wasn’t going to give in because something had gone wrong. The Master had pulled himself from the end of the universe, from death, from all sorts of horrid places that were worse than a forest.He would find out where he was, and get back to Earth. Couldn’t be too hard.

    Feet crinkling on the leafs beneath them, he turned in a circle. Which was the clearest path? Which gave indication that the forest ended? The latter he never found, but the former was Northwest. Alright. Lips sealing into a hard, determined line, eyes raised ahead, he set to trampling along... Only to notice black through the trees. An animal? Animals didn’t wear leather coats. A person. Perfect! Someone to answer his questions. Making no effort to hide, he peered through the greenery. Chin raised, arms crossed. He would pursue, if the other ran. But he wouldn’t go practically crawling into the arms of a trap, he wouldn’t forfeit his dignity for the sake of help.

[candykraken]

@hookedpirate

look Mr. sexy pirate, I just don’t think it’s gonna work out. you’re a sexy pirate and I’m a horrible squid mutant. like maybe i can go kraken and break your boat in half but beyond that, I dunno what I can offer. i am a humble squid.