#hooot

[dirbenaffleck]

HENRY CAVILL as GERALT OF RIVIA Netflix’s The Witcher ‧Shaerrawedd

[rickbotlove]

antis whining is music to my ears. KEEP RICK AND MORTY WEIRD YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!! NO MEDIA YOU CONSUME IS FREE OF SIN ewe

[mousey-sprouts]

Do Not! Put cum in the jar-- I literally-- I have money, okay-- I can, wait-- No, stop--! I-- I'm not a sex toy-- I-- ew-- No, no-- No!!! Please-- PLEASE-- I can P-PAY YOU-- NO-- STOP-- NOT THE ASS AGAIN-- PL-- PLEASE, N-- [more muffled protests]

Yknow what would be a really cute way to still turn it into a cum jar despite me not having a dick myself? Inviting a hookup over to do it on my behalf.

Stroking them low and slow- taking in your wide eyed, horrified expression as I shake the jar a little to trip you up.

Right before they cum, though (you’d already be pretty soaked in pre at this point) THATS when I’d stop and change direction.

“Wanna fuck the little thing into me?” I’d ask, dumping you out into my palm. “They’re all lubed up, after all~”

Pressing your little face against my asshole, feeling your hands trying and failing to push yourself away. Inserting you halfway and letting my hookups cock push you the rest of the way in.

Switching from anal to vaginal penetration after (id force em to switch condoms. Bc otherwise ew!). Feeling your body getting pressed through the thin skin of my inner cunt…. Ooough

[subaklava]

damn

[procrastinationstationxx]

🤸‍♀️

[sparklyoats]

[steamystrangerfics]

Can y’all just look at “Master of Puppets” lyrics and tell me that’s not a steddie sex song.

[talkgentlytome]

good morning to Robert from the Netflix series ‘Unorthodox’ only