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antis whining is music to my ears. KEEP RICK AND MORTY WEIRD YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!! NO MEDIA YOU CONSUME IS FREE OF SIN ewe

#THEY HAVE BEEN WEIRD SINCE EPISODE ONE #LIKE WHO FORCES THEIR GRANDSON TO PUT SEEDS UP HIS ASS #NOT ME!!!!#HOOOT #HOLY SHIY #rickorty #ANOTHER RICKORTY WIN

their mouths and genitals touched and there was movement. it was really enjoyable and fun. this kept going for a while in a repetitive manner, however if i say "and then it was over" now i imply it didn't last long and so i need to continue to talk about the same action some more, but make it seem different. there are a lot of limbs involved, i have already lost track of an arm. wow their mouths just touched again. sounds were made but in a fun and sexy way that cannot be transcribed in a way that doesn't sound at least a little silly. wow more mouth touching occurred. okay now it's over. gosh it was so fun and mutually satisfying. let me clarify that both parties enjoyed it an equal amount because if one enjoyed it more that would be bad and also unfair. oh they're still touching and occupying the same physical space even though they are no longer doing the sex. dammit where is that arm

#writing smut is just not fun okay #i know some people enjoy it and are good at it #not me!!!!