@hoopsheartthrob || continued from x
❝ you mean the guy in the mirror? ❞ the skeleton propped an elbow on top of the bar counter that bunny girl was sat on, resting his head comfortably on a gloved palm. ❝ he’s a real copycat, i’ll tell ya that. almost sued him the other day for plagiarism, but, uh, he finger-gunned my way and told me i looked fresh outta the grave. so i gave ‘im a discount for, y’know, the creativity. ❞
now her question caught the skeleton a little off guard– while he could try to weasel his way out of it, there was no telling she would let him. girl looked as sharp as a steel trap.
❝ uhhh… exact words? ❞ oh boy. ❝ ah y’know, ‘side from being pretty, wonder what else that gal does for a living. ❞
sans wouldn’t be the least surprised if she whipped her ears to his face and walked off after that one. it was one of the cheesiest to ever sprout from the darkest recesses of his mind, but he couldn’t help it. the inner comedian was stronger than him by a mile.








