I hadn't dreamt about sraffies for a really long time, but last night I had a classic Sraffies Save The World From Unspeakable Evil dream, and it was awesome. It involved thelxiepia, hoopyfroodyford, Brynjar, Alex and I holed up in some massive hotel, fighting endless hordes of space pirates (yeah, really). None of the lifts worked, so we kept parkouring up and down flights of stairs, over the reception desk, and in and out of massive, stainless steel-covered kitchens. Hoopyfroodyford showed up trailing two other friends, and carried a bottle of wine and two wine glasses the entire time (even during gunfights). The Philologist made a cameo as our armourer and weapons expert. He stuck to one hotel room (a luxury penthouse suite, naturally), and whenever we ran out of bullets or whatever, we would go back to him and he would replace our weapons. At one point there was an epic battle on the hotel roof that involved people using grappling hooks and ropes to get up to the space pirates' space ships and we were swinging from the space ship above the entire city. Honestly it was like some bizarre combination of Lola Rennt, Attack the Block, and Eloise.