#hopeascends

[jtthompson]

Catch Pokèmon On Tumblr.

Everybody go download NewXkit for chrome. (Currently unavailable for firefox, due to firefox changing their licensing protocol)

I didn’t delete OG Xkit until after installing and grabbing my information from xcloud just in case, but I’m pretty sure it’s a seamless process.

MOST IMPORTANTLY THERE’S AN IN XKIT APP CALLED POKE’ AND IT RANDOMLY SPAWNS POKEMON ON YOUR DASHBOARD. THERE ARE 889 AND IT LISTS THEIR GENDER. SO FAR YOU CAN ONLY LOOK AT YOUR POKEMON BUT THERE’S A CHANCE FOR MATING AND I IMAGINE BATTLING IN THE FUTURE.

LifeProTip: Download the Themes+ app, edit your dashboard background, change it to flowers or grass. It makes the experience that much more cool. I’m just scrolling and will randomly see a pokemon in my floral print. I’m so in love.

[jtthompson]

19, 19, 19, 19, 19. But actually 7, 9, 12, 16 and 20: What is the best thing that you ate this week?

7. biggest turn off(s) Men who can’t give up control. Men who are too obsessed with the alpha male bull shit to calm the hell down and let a woman be in charge. Let me hold the door open for you, let me pay for our meal, etc. It’s kinda hard for me to explain but it makes me cringe when some bro-douche is too prideful to let a woman lead.9. tattoos i want: OOOO, Bat symbol that is red/black with slight elements that allude directly to Harley Quinn, Moon phases down my spine!

12. ideas of a perfect dateThat’s quite difficult, actually. I’m feeling HELLA sedentary so something comfortable. Let’s marathon a show while cuddling. Or both be doing our own thing together. Let’s both be reading/interwebbing on our own but with our legs intertwined/or an occasional smile. 

16. favorite movie Silence Of The Lambs

19. middle name*Hisses* Hahaa :)

20. What is the best thing that you ate this week?            This morning I fried a chicken breast and made a chicken BLT with mozzarella. It was quite yummy and just knowing that I didn’t cause any fires while frying OR give myself food poisoning; made it that much better!

[jtthompson]

Yooooooo!!

What should I get printed?? I’m thinking a domino mask, it would fit my face perfectly and since I’m perpetually doing Harley Quinn cosplays. Oooo or I wonder if they would print a muzzle for my winter soldier cosplay??? Shit or like a Shrrlock statue? Ahhh! 

Bro! This is so cool! My boss and I are both not working just looking up things to 3d print. She might get jewelry. My secondary boss (who is a children's book author/illustrator and is getting published next year!) might get the main character of her book! AHH.

[nothingmorecruel-moved]

AH MAN ANISA YOU ARE SO CUTE don't be in bad cheer. if tumblr's not working to sheer you up ou could eat marshmellows and pretend to be the bunny queen!

eeeep thanks friend!!cx oh man i totally would if i had any mashmallows xD

[psychomath]

Don't you hate it when you put so much effort into a relationship and then somebody comes along at shoots the other person in the head.

Obviously I am talking about a video game but the fact that this is still upsetting is a testament to the talents of whoever wrote that part of the narrative. 

[jtthompson]

To Michelle (The Falcon Of My Heart),

Hey Qurl, 

For someone who is AS emotional as I am, I'm fairly shitty at handling my own emotions, so I don't, usually. But thank you for just being this year. When things got shitty, I knew that you were there and willing to help, and that means the world to me. And oh my god you've made and shared so much food with me this year, good lord. My relationship with normal eating habits is tenuous at times, but you've really helped.

I was trying to think of a comparison to a character, because I need there to be a metaphor in this post, it's a contractual obligation to my blog. You are someone who is caring, empathetic, non-judgmental, supportive, accepting, a great listener, strong as fuck, fierce as hell, King of one-liners, and oh my god so pretty. Basically you are Sam Wilson if he were a 21 year old female. The falcon of my heart.

I love you girl.

Also I am PISSED, because ordering this HAS BEEN A MESS,

BUT JUST FUCKING IMAGINE IT EXISTING TODAY. BECAUSE GOD DAMMIT IT WILL EXIST SOON! I'll FIND A WAYYY!! YOU DESERVE IT AND SO MUCH MORE. 

I'm excited for this Summer and excited for August when you, Brain, Chanel and I can all have a drink together.

Happy 21st hon! I love and appreciate you.

[jtthompson]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ <3 <3 <3

Guess whose mother fucking gainfully employed? Hopeascends. What's GOOODDD!!! Michelle is going to be working at a library on campooos!! IM SO PUMPED FOR HER! AHH!!! LIBRARIAN MODE UNLOCKED. SO MUCH EXCITEMENT!!!!! UGHH.

GOOD THINGS HAPPENING TO THE PEOPLE THAT I LOVE!

PEOPLE THAT I LOVE BEING SUCCESSFUL.

HONEYS GONNA HULK SMASH SOME BOOKS AND SHIT. IT'S GON BE GOOD. YASSSS. SLAY MAMAAAA. YASSSSSSS.

[27-teacups]

Yarn, I'm mostly not collecting because I don't make stuff as fast as I accumulate it but sometimes I just can't help myself. (Sometimes I sit around and make pom poms instead of studying though.) The softer the better! Samples of really colorful makeup: I've had good experiences with Shiro Cosmetics and Portland Black Lipstick!

oooh i have been meaning to experiment with yarn crafts ooooo 

oh man i hear you on hoarding makeup but tonight i actually got a little dolled up and foiled some lime green eyeshadow with MUFE liquid sealer so now my eyelids look like green lightbulbs and its awesome