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Lord of the flings

One word to fool them all

To put it quite simply “I love you”.

-- Graciouswords

In an inflatable pink armchair in a glass-walled room on the top floor of a manor house overlooking the Mull of Galloway in Scotland, Graciouswords words sits clothed in a purple bath robe puffing contentedly at a pipe and sipping a glass of twelve year old brandy. The Penarazzi spent a day observing the reclusive poet from afar using astronomy-grade telescopic equipment.

Following a tip-off from an anonymous source who said, "I think he loves me, I know I certainly love him, but I think he loves other girls too. I'm totally like, bummed 'cause I want him for me!" the Penarazzi decided to investigate whether Gracious words is partaking in the world's second oldest profession: Playin'.

Soon after our surveillance began, it became apparent that Graciouswords plays the Tumblr ladies like a thirteen year old boy plays with himself: with no guilt and for quick rewards. He has discovered the panacea for players, the grail for grabbing garters, the fix-all for the females. A crazy little word called "Love".

The post we have quoted at the top of this article is the pinnacle of Graciouswords's method of publicly declaring love to match private whispers of the same that are heard by many ears. The genius of writing a first person statement to be read in second person by those he has cultivated is readily apparent -- why would anyone think the message is not for them? This one simple post has shown the Penarazzi how big a playing field Graciouswords is covering.

When this article was penned, the Penarazzi believes the following to be pawns in Graciousword's flirtacious game: hopelessromantichopefulthinking, spiritedsaphira, anyideaofwhoiam, fidolacanadienne,poetdreamer, skinnylove16, jaeid, dinalove, thewritersaddress, angelicaldarkness, 10000sidewalks, thehoneyhouse, godessindisguise, hazelatarashi, s-t-a-r-g-a-z-e-r-d-r-e-a-m-e-r, justatexasboi, novicepen, read-me-the-story-of-all, themagicaltypewriter, amoralfictionalism , becausedreamersoftenlie, k-sharp93, mimikova and of course jayarrarr

Graciouswords first reached the Penarazzi radar a month ago when caught kanoodling with Jayarrarr on a Caribbean dirty weekend. At that time, it was discovered that Jayarrarr may have been playing the player himself by secretly fondling New York editor, Killingcharlemagne. The recent study of Graciouswords, performed by the Penarazzi, has now shown that Graciouswords was using his "Love" tactics well before the Jayarrarr incident and may even have been sewing metaphorical seeds during their Caribbean romp.

To the anonymous tipster and also to anyone else whose heart is broken by this revelation, the Penarazzi's heart goes out to you, we wanted to report good news but we are afraid to say that you will have to share Graciouswords or get nothing at all.

He has discovered the one word to fool them all.