#hopjam

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trick or treat 🐟

trick >:) (sends you to the tooth dimension

[neodoodles24]

so. lesbian divorce?

hey at least its better off this way. she was kind of an asshole

[demonprosecutor]

imagine if when prosecutor aku pulls the wiggling-finger pose like miles does she just somehow temporarily blinds the defense side bc apparently the gold on her jewelry is REALLY reflective or sumn as it turns out (don't @ me i'm not good at science)

KJAHSDFLKASJDHFKJ she distracts them with her shining jewelry and stops them from yelling out objection sometimes. OR OR OR her hand jewelry has those clawed tips at the end so it makes a really peaceful tapping sound that lulls them to a false sense of security LMAO

[bloghansonplace]

Via Instagram @fansonlive #hanson #hansonbrothersbeer #zachanson #hopjam

[darkestbarbie]

Monday's, man. #hanson #middleofeverywhere #tour #hopjam @thehopjam @taylorhansonmusic

[neodoodles24]

also wait did you get to do the personality quiz easter egg thing btw

NO WHAT IS THAT

[neodoodles24]

ALSO NOW THAT YOU'VE FINISHED SEASON 2 I CAN FINALLY ASK SOMEONE ELSE THIS. since g-ma's shades are opaque, how many bucks do you wanna bet that she's secretly a loser or something and the reason she's Like That is just to """protect""" both her grandchildren from """""how society treats losers (source: they bullied the fuck out of my ass and/or one of your parents for it)"""""

if this is true then hopefully in season 3 after she's done giving her sad sob story or something mini just unflinchingly stares at her before deadpanning "cool motive bro. still doesn't change the fact you were a shitty guardian to cody and i though"

true youre making a lot of sense right now. And YES I would like another G-Ma Annihilation Moment.

[neodoodles24]

thanks to being twins, both cody and mini have bad taste in romance partners. but while for cody this is tonetag Slash Silly, for mini it is

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