#hornyonmain

[giantsimpyrat]

I react to seeing Aaron Hotchners upper arm like a colonial protestant seeing a woman's ankles. His arms are so defined it feels like sin to view them. Put those things away for you will tempt innocent women from the lord.

[sugarskulls99]

I need to have lumberjack Logan's wood.

[u2011234567]

Hangster (RoosterxHangman) Incorrect Quotes - 162/?

Phoenix: Did you two sleep together? Rooster: No Hangman: No Phoenix: Well, two negatives do make a positive. Phoenix: And I'm not blind. I can see ya'll limping.

[friendly-wizard-bibliothecary]

So, I'm romancing Gale of Waterdeep and I gotta say that the kiss animation after you romance him is so disappointingly tame. Why is he giving me the shortest fucking peck on the lips like I'm not the baddest bitch on the Sword Coast?? Sir, when I say kiss me, your tongue should be down my throat!

Are all the romances like this, or am I being cheated?

Fandom: Baldur's Gate 3 (Video Game)

[gayhostesstwinkie]

…ummm will you excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable:

[giantsimpyrat]

I forgot I have this blog so instead of my friends suffering through my horrifically horny unfiltered thoughts on criminal minds I'll put them here. You're welcome for this warning.

[thelastbraincellsthoughts]

What exactly do you call this kind of character? Cause they got me acting unwise…

[rattrapdadfigure]

Are they trying to make all the transformers ugly in Earthspark so people don’t get horny for them? (Specifically Optimus Prime) Well I can tell em rn that’s not gonna work 💀. Step on me Optimus daddy 👹