#horrendously

[hanniehq]

oh sungchan…. pick me choose ME

[stormsies]

it's loving luke hours...writing something for him as we speak

[miggiisdumb]

Hnn wanna be Rowley's adopted older sister that Rodrick has always been in that phase with, the phase where you're mean because you like them, so he's such a bully, following you around and it's awful when he flips up your skirt to bully his cock too deep and into your womb, drooling and panting the entire time. He fucks you so mean, and it's so obvious he's just doing it for himself, but you still cum around the thick base and throbbing veins and in his disastrous, overgrown pubes that will probably have you dried cum in them for the next month. He even makes you say that you love him while tears are streaming down your face, and it makes him cum so much harder, just before he slaps your ass black and blue then sends you home to help your sweet little brother with his homework

Nahamajansnajanahan-

@nanamithecute my love read this

And raised as a Jefferson means your kind and well spoken, such an easy target for him. He never lets you live down the day you called him Roddy when you were kids and mocks you for it all the time, repeats it in an exaggerated whiny pitch of your voice and acts like it doesn’t make his heart flip around every time you called him that.

Always forces you to go home with him after school, during that short period of time where both of your families aren’t home- and even if his are, he’ll just walk right on by with a short wave from the hand around your shoulder, lies right through his teeth that you both got paired up for an assignment again or you’re gonna tutor him on algebra because your his “best friend” that always lands a helping hand.

Rodrick’s knowledge of sex only ever comes from porn and jacking off, so every buck of his hips is inexperienced and rigid, fucks into you hard and desperate like a panting and drooly virgin fucking his pillow- and frankly, he’s not a virgin simply because he lost his while taking yours. His pace is always rough and a little bit painful, clearly only caring about his own pleasure, but you still have to claps your hands over your mouth to cover your moans, your eyes still cross when he grinds his pelvic on you, overgrown pubes tickling your clit, shining white from your creamy arousal clinging to the dark tuff (that he’ll probably not wash off for a week because he loves knowing he made you cum on him). And when he looks down, he’s nearly cumming at the sight of himself pressed so snug and deep in you.

“C’mon you little crybaby, I know it feels real good.” He grabs your hands of your mouth and you gasp a greedy gulp of air- immediately knocked out of you as he resumes his uncoordinated humping, bed squeaking so loud that it almost drowns the thump of your heartbeat in your ears. Rodrick curves over you, nose to nose as he pants into your open mouth, drools in it, every movement wafting the strong smell of his sweat and musk that makes you dizzy. He nearly folds you into yourself almost painfully, sink his cock until the swelled up head bumps the end of your cunt and keeps you stretched on his thick base. “Fuuuck, tell me you feel good, tell me you love when your best friend “Roddy” fucks you dumb.”

“L-love it, ngh…” you’re breathless when your pussy starts spasming around his length, sucks him deeper to bully your cervix into an intense orgasm. “Love it, Roddy. Love you so much. Love you ss-so, ah… c-cumming…!”

It’s all too much for him- your thrown back head and tear stained face, your tight cunt and the loud squelching dripping your cum on his already stained sheets. Rodrick groans so loud that’d it probably be heard downstairs, makes you squeal along with him as he slaps your ass with zero restraint or regard to the sound, colors on cheek deep purple as he cums in you, whines as his back bows and a full body shiver shakes him up.

He’s laughing real mean when he wobbly pulls away, watches the mixture of both your cums dripping down your ass and on his bed, pretty ass colored in bruises and fingertips of his hits. He’ll lick the mixture up and use his tongue to shove it back into you, keeps your shaky legs apart and from clamping around his head as he motorboats your pussy with groans vibrating on your clit.

And then Rodrick sends you on your merry way back home because you’re a good sister that helps your little brother do his homework right after school, with his load spilling out on your panties and reminding you that your best friend “Roddy” told you to be ready at 7p.m. because his taking you on a ride on his van, probably get you in trouble for fucking in the parking lot again.

(The disastrous, overgrown pubes part made me feel lightheaded ngl)

[spencersliv]

Don’t even try to deny it because I have eyes

[shokobuns]

i want nanami so bad i wanna make him my house husband and work so that he can do whatever he wants and cook and read books and before i come home from work i’ll buy him a book i think he’d like and have a nice apartment walking distance from a beach and we’ll have a 2 dogs and i am down so fuckinf horrendous for this man i’m breaking

[lysiso]

[v1ren]

DILF stands for "Daddy I'd Like to Fuck". There, signed in so you know who explained the term to you 😁

“Well that………………………………………….doesn’t sound right at all. @s0ren - is this– is that…that’s not…………………..this isn’t true, is it, son?”

[mysticbaconslice]

tfw ur barbarian in-laws find out that their daughter is dead and that you’re a suspected murderer and are now coming for your ass to slaughter you in front of your new band of misfits