Apr 3
Friday affirmations:
If anyone looks at me while I'm on lunch in my car I'll kill them
If anyone comments later along the lines of "I saw you eating lunch in your car earlier" I'll kill them
If anyone mentions the expression I had on my face I'll kill them
If anyone asks for an explanation of my lunchtime behaviors I'll kill them
Murder is okay
#me when i'm evil#one time. i must have been 20 this was years ago but i had the habit of taking lunch in the parking lot across from the shopping center#where i worked#i think it was a fitness center or something. something with a lot of parking#anyway there was a stone wall there and i'd sit on it in the sun away from the loud top 40s rock music at my job#it was a cool day and i was sitting there eating lunch in the sunshine having a very nice time#when i got back a coworker told me she'd seen me taking lunch all alone and asked me why i didn't want to be in the break room with everyone#she told me i could sit with her i didn't need to feel shy#horrible!!#i'd thought i was alone#i found other places to take my breaks although once later in the evening a cop bothered me because i was parked in a remote part of the lot#across from some houses who had called them#crazy#well anyways. that's why we have the friday affirmations
